whn u kiss a british girl she says "kiss me softly"
whn u kiss a american girl shw says "kiss me hardly" and
whn u kiss a paki girl she says "oai!! kisi nu dussi na"
Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated
One day a girl asked Molvi,"Can i Kiss a Boy"
Molvi Replay,"Naozbillah"
Girl,"Can i Kiss a Man"
Molve Replay,"Astagfirullah"
Girl,"Can i Kiss you"
Molvi,"Jee Bismillah"
kiss is the key of love,love is the lock of marriage, marriage is the box of children, children is the problem of pakistan, so plz stop kissing and save pakistan.
I will give you one kiss to go to sleep.
I give you two kisses to dream.
I give you an endless row of kisses to,
when you wake up in the morning, think of me. ;->
