Ik munda kuri nu

Ik munda kuri nu
Ik munda kuri nu puchchda hai" tera naa ki hai"?
kuri kehandi "meena"
Kuri puchchdi "tera naa"?
munda kehanda "kameena"
kuri kehandi" lagdey ta nahin"
munda "kol bitha ke vekh lao
  

Jun, 10 2010     185 chars (2 sms)     2214 views       Punjabi

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Suraj chade ta loki kehnde din chad gaya,

par sanu tere bina dosta hanera lagda.

Tu mile ta bhave kaali raat hove,

sanu ohi pal sohneya savera lagda! Gud Morning
a punjabi woman to an english doctor telling him about his ill child
my kaka iz ill
6 monthda
na eatda
na drinkda
na sleepda
bas har welay
weepda he weepda
Jad meri chita ballae gi
tai aasma lal hovaega
tussi khafan chuk kai
vekhna hotha tai twada
hi na hovae ga
Assa vaang musafir tur jaana,
teri mehfil sada abaad rahe,
kade do-chaar hanju dol lavi,
jekar tenu saadi yaad rahe!
¤-Jidon CHAND di CHANDI muk javay...

¤-Jidon NEHAR da PANI sukh javay...

¤-Jidon HAR dharkan RUK javay...

¤-Koi PATTA charna jadon BHUL javay...

¤-Jidon SURAJ charna BHUL javay...

"TAY SAMAJ LAI ASI TENU BHUL GAYE AYAN..."

*MISS*
*U*
*INNA*
*TUSSI*
*SOCHAYA*
*NA*
*JINNA*

(SACHHI MUCHHI)
INTERESTING STORY:-

OH GAL KARDI MUSKURAI,
ASI SAMJEYA KUDI LINE TE AAYI,
FIR USNE SAADE NUMBER DI MANG PAYI,
ASI V APNI SAARI YAARI USTE LUTAYI,
FIR USNE APNI BEBE SAADE NAL MILAYI,
ASI PURE MOHALLE CH WANDI MITHAYI,
FIR PATA NAHI SADE DIL WICH KI AAYI,
ASI NAAL LE GAYE APNEBHAI,
PATA NAHI VEER NE KI KAHANI PAYI,
YAARO AJ OH KUDI HAI SAADI PARJAI..
MORAL OF STORY : APNI GIRLFRIEND NU APNE BHAI YA KISE V DOST NAAL NA MILAO...
koi rakshay ruk jandey
koi rakshay ruk jandey

sajan wee chad jandey jadoon paiasay muk jandey
Aj ishq de tournament
ander
Main pyaar de final
haar gya
Hui husan di batting
taiz bari
Hr chakka boundry
toon paar gya
Mera dilbar guglian
bollan wich menu pyar
da bouncer maar gya
Kita catch ohne mera
dil yaaro
Main jitya match v
haar gya ... ;->
Eh chand te taare, chhange nahio lagde,

Osde nit de laare, chhange nahio lagde,

Rabba sadde maa-peyo nu samjha,

Hun assi vi kuwaare, chhange nahio lagde
Vakhre subha de sade sajan payare,
kadi gusa jeha aanda kadi lagan piyare,
gal guseh wali karde gusa aan v na dinde,
pehla dil taur dinde phir ron v na dinde...
prince nu shaunk sardari da,
sports gaddi wich hazeena dai nal sawari da
jo kahida oh karke vehkaayi da
sirf galan nal hi nahi waqt guzaari da
ishq kita tai fer sikhar charayi da
hun door rehkai vi hazeena ton ishq nibhayi da
jadh turri seh teri doli ni,

main daru walli botal kholi ni,

teh ik mota jeha peg laaya,

kal tere viah vich haan diyye ni main waiter bann ke aaya.!!!