Ik munda kuri nu

Ik munda kuri nu
Ik munda kuri nu puchchda hai" tera naa ki hai"?
kuri kehandi "meena"
Kuri puchchdi "tera naa"?
munda kehanda "kameena"
kuri kehandi" lagdey ta nahin"
munda "kol bitha ke vekh lao
  

Jun, 10 2010     185 chars (2 sms)     2927 views       Punjabi

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Ishq ishq ta har koi karde,
par koi Channa( A River) wich koodan nu tyaar nahi,
ki kahiye ajj-kal de jhuthe aashiqa nu,
Dil de sakde ne par jaan nahi!!!
Kalam tutdi nahi
Seyahi mukdi nahi
Nahion Mukda Dilon pyaar usda
Oh saanu yaad kare na kare
Saanu rehnda har waqt khayaal usda....
Tera mera jor v ki
May ek gharib da putar,
Tu ik afsar di tee.
Tera mera jor v ki
May te kokay pe sigrat ponka,
Tusi KFC wich chanwa pee,
Tera mera jor v ki
May ek shirt no do do panwa,
Tera sout ye panji tee,
Tera mera jor v k
bakri chari pahar tey,
bakri chari pahar tey,
dujhey pasun dhalay uter gai.
Mainu Bhul Ja Main Pairin Tere Painda !
Mainu paise nashe naal pyar mere apneyan nu mere te ni aiebaar
Nale mere yarran da bhangg da karobaar
Assin din chipe te sari raat gharon bahar
Fir navan din navin raat, navin kuriyan da saath
Raat gyi, Baat gyi, Kon rakhda hisaab
Chata awaara main appi muhon kehnda
Mainu Bhul Ja Main Pairin Tere Painda
Kashtiyan nu vi kinare milde ne,
sahareyan nu vi sahare milde ne,
kaun kehnda hai k duniya ch dost nahi,
kuch dost jaan to vi pyare milde ne.....
Assa vaang musafir tur jaana,
teri mehfil sada abaad rahe,
kade do-chaar hanju dol lavi,
jekar tenu saadi yaad rahe!
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran
di sehat down jehi karti.
a punjabi woman to an english doctor telling him about his ill child
my kaka iz ill
6 monthda
na eatda
na drinkda
na sleepda
bas har welay
weepda he weepda
Tu ki nahi kitta sanu mitti vich millaun layi,
Tere nall layean c mai umran tak nibhaun layi.
Rajni Tera har vada pal vich tut geya,
Tera Bikram us pal vich muk geya..
Owi tery wargi si jidy nal dill main lagaya,
Te d ill de ke chain guwaya,
Gurr nal ishk mitha O ho,
Ni g urr naly iskh mitha Aay hiyy,
Aar ya Par !aj di rat faisla main karna,
Tery Pichy soniyy main khuwaar,
Par a j d i rat sab kuj saf saf,
Tenu dasna jhoot bolna nai sajna,
Sady dowan di vich koi galat fehmi rayyy na,
Haan main sharabi! par tery pichy chad daan sharab bhang,
Oda koi nai Ilaj Haan mainu yaran nal sarkan te piran da shok,
hmmmmmmmmmmmm Oda wi koi nai Ilaj,
Tera rang tera roop Naliy dill nu balan dia galan teri khob,
Jadon tery nall howan main araam nal sowan,
par ek gall khaway ! main wekhan tery wal,
Par yaad mainu hor Aawyyy,
Owi tery wargi si jidy nal dill main lagaya !!!
Lami Raat Firaaq di...
Jiven Thandi Sill...
Charheya Chan Aasman te...
Kunban laga Dil.....!