welding waly k paas le jaon ga

welding waly k paas le jaon ga


Jab Kabhi Toot K Bikhro to Batana Mujhko...





Main Tumhain Welding waly k Paas le jaon ga. :-)
  

May, 05 2010     109 chars (1 sms)     1908 views       Funny

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