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Excellent Words by Dr.Abdul Qadeer>.
"Dream is not What you see in Sleep..
Dream is the thing which does not allow you to sleep.
Teacher:
pani ka formula batao
student:
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Teacher:
stupid,ye kia hai??
student: sir ye selaab ka pani hai
"True guidance is like a small lamp in a dark forest.
it does,nt show every think at once but gives enough light for the next step to be safe"
Most irritating and ann0ying moment:


You're getting bored and no messages, not even a
single text. . . !



Suddenly your cell rings,
you rush t0wards it to watch who finally texted !


You pick your cell with excitement and see a text
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Service Cente
Doctor implanted a new ear to a man.
Man: you idiot you gave me a woman's ear.
Doctor: it makes no difference.
Man: it does, now i hear everything but understand nothing.
A 24 year old boy seeing out 4rm train's window shouted.

Dad, look the trees r going behin!

Dad smiled nd a young couple sitting nearby looked at the 24 year old's childish behavior with pity.
suddenly he again exclaimed

"dad look the clouds r running with us!"
the couple couldn't resist and said to the old man.
"why don't you take ur son to a good Doctor??"
the old man smiled and said "I did nd we are just coming 4rm hospital. my son was blind 4rm birth he just got his eyes today"

MOral: Every single person on the planet has a story' don't judge people be4 u know them. the truth might surprise u.
i Don't Need Someone Who
"Sees Only Good Things In Me!"

But

I Do Need Someone Who
"Knows About The Bad Things
In Me N And Still Wants To
Spend The Whole Life With Me!"
TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho
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SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
no ENTRY .... =P =D
M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.

Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.

LOVE YOU!
"life is very similar to a boxing ring.
Defeat is not final when you fall down.
it is final when you refuse to get up..."
no life ever grows great until it is
focused, dedicated, and disciplined.
But no life is ever happy until
it is lived for the glory of God.
Keep the faith.
Meaning of F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P
Fun…………That friends share when they are together.
Reliability….A true friend is someone that you can always rely on.
Interest…….Someone who is genuinely interested in u,ur fears, joys, and life.
Energy………They pick you up when you are down, and give you the energy to go on and believe in yourself.
nothing……..nothing is ever too much, no matter what time it is, night or day.
Distance…….Although the miles may separate you, a true friend is never far away.
Secrets……..Your feelings and personal/private thoughts that you can only share with a friend.
Happiness……The way I feel when we are together.
Inseparable….Through good times and bad, tears and laughter. A friend will always be there for you.
Perfect……..The friendship