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This iz Cheating..

18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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......18 yr old girl-- get lost ! no !
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5 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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18 yr old girl-- OMG ! he's shoo cutee (^_^) yes yes i will !!

This iz Cheating..

November...

november ki ik sard sham main.
Tum nay hamaray hath tham kar hamari ankhoon main jhankhtay hoy kha tha.
k jab purwa ki thandi hawain chalain gi.
kali ghatain laharah kar ain gi.
Sawan TOOT kar barsay ga*TU*Asay main achanak Chupakay SAY MAIN Ajao GA.
*JANA* SADIOON SAY HAMAIN US SAWAN KA INTZAR HAY*

Drinkers Gang

Aj tab tak piyenge jab tak wo samny waly 3 darakht 6 nhi dikhty.

Bar owner:
Bas kro kamino, samny 1 hi darakht hy. Ab kya jungle banaoge?

Its not you....!

One of the
Intelligent
Monkey
Mising
In
Zoo.!
Its name is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
Don't worry
It is not u,
beCos
It is intelligent..

Monkey!

Human lies!,
that is normal.
lions eat grass,
that is ok.
but when a monkey
press a mobile keyboard
that s amazing!!!
hey r u still pressing..?

Cheating...!

Of course I am not going to cheat on the exam tomorrow,
I am simply going to study during it !!

Miss you

In the Flowers, My Rose is You.
In the Diamond, My Kohinoor is You.
In the Sky, My Moon is You.
I am only Body, My Heart is You.
That is why i always Miss You !!

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

shakespears

Words from Shakespeare
“It’s not Ur mistake if u can’t read the eyes which cheat u
but
it’s really Ur mistake if u can’t read the eyes which love u.”

@raabid

life fact

Sometimes hurting is needed 2 make us grow,
Failure is needed 2 make us know,
Loss is needed 2 make us gain,
b.Coz sum lessons r best when learns through pain.

Your Licence To Wear Black

Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,
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Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay
“Your Licence To Wear Black” ;->

sardar

Sardar k donon kaan jal gaye,
Doctor: Tumhary kaan kaise jal gaye?
Sardar: Main Qameez Istri kar raha tha k Phone aa gaya, main ne ghalti se Phone ki jaga Estri kaan se laga di
Doctor: Doosra kaan kaisay jala?
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Sardar: Paa Jee ! Ambulance nu v te phone karna c...!

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