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Saare Gawahon Aur Bayano K Mad-e-Nazar Rakhte Huey Ye Adalat Penal Code Dafa
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Msg Parhne Wale Ko Msg Na Kerne K Jurm Main
''''memon'''' Karrar Deti Hai
memon Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal Mehnat Se kam Kia,islie 5000 ka Bonus Cheque de raha Hu,

Agar isi Tara kam Karogeto agle Sal ispar sign kardunga
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Ki CallKa Intizaar Tou 11 Colleges Ki Larkian Ker Rahi Hain






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D O N Sirf Miss Calls Krta Hy









Kyun K






D O N memon Hai . . . ;->
memon ki Martay Waqt Dua:

Kafan na dalo meray chehray pe,
Muje aadat hai muskurane ki,
Aaj ki raat na dafnao muje yaro,
Kal umeed hai market uppar
anay ki ;->
Ek Faqeer Ne memon K Ghar Ka Darwaza Khatkhtaya,

Or Bola Meray Pass Khanay Ko Aata Nahi Hai.
memon:Acha Mujhay Pesay Do Main La Deta Hoon. .
Ek Faqeer Ne memon K Ghar Ka Darwaza Khatkhtaya,

Or Bola Meray Pass Khanay Ko Aata Nahi Hai.
memon:Acha Mujhay Pesay Do Main La Deta Hoon. .
Larki [memon Larke Se] Aaj Mujhe Kisi Bhat Hii Expensive Jaga Ghuma Lao ....





















memon Us Ko Petrol Pump Ghuma K Le Aaya ... ;->
Qiyamat Ki Nishaniyan.
1.memon Badmashi Kary Ga.2.Sindhi Mehnat Karyga.
3.Muhajir Hukumat Karyga.4 Punjabi Ghairat Karyga.
5.Pathan Larki Say Piyar Karega
memon Ask2 Taxi Driver? Abdullah Shah Ghazi K Mazar Jaoge?

Taxi Driver: Haan Jaonga.

memon Ne Jaib Se Shoper Nikala Or

Kaha Wapsi Mai Langar Ki Biryani Le Ana.
memon K Ghar Guest Aye


Bivi Ne Kaha.


Jao Mehmano K Liye Kuch Le Kar Aao


memon Bahar Gaya Aur TAXI Le Aya! ;->
Faqeer To memon :

Allah k Naam Pe Kuch De Do Baba

memon:

Aao Baba , Cycle Pe betho

Round De Deta Hoon ... ;->
Farishte Ne memon Se Puchha,
"Batao Tum Dozakh Me Jana Chaho Ge Ya Jannat Me?"


memon Ne Chaalaki Se Puchha,
"PEHLE Mere Ko Bata K Kraya Kiska Kam Hai;-D