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Memons Background

memons Background

Garments Market Ka Don Kaun?

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Zubair Motiwala

Capital Market Ka Don Kaun?
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Aqeel Karim Dedhi

Chamber Of Commerce Ka Don Kaun?
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Siraj Kasim Teli

Karachi Ka Don Kaun?
memon
Farooq Sattar

Underworld Ka Don Kaun?
memon
Dawood Ibrahim

Jiye Mqm
memon Qoumi Movement.;-)

Ek Memon Ne Wakeel

Ek memon Ne Wakeel
Se Mashwara Krne K Baad
20 Rs Diye

Wakeel Ne Pucha:
Ye Mere Secertry k
Liye Hyn Ya Peon K Liye

memon Bola:
Ye Tum Teeno''n k Liye
Hyn ... ;->

Aaap main say

Aaap main say har koi nashta karta hoga, har koi anda(egg) bhi subha subha khata hoga.......
agar aap ki mom kisi din aap say aakar yeh kahain k
egg main say ek memon nikla hai tou hairan na hoeay ga kyun k jarasim or memon har jaga hote hain.

Ek Memon Ne Wakeel

Ek memon Ne Wakeel
Se Mashwara Krne K Baad
20 Rs Diye

Wakeel Ne Pucha:
Ye Mere Secertry k
Liye Hyn Ya Peon K Liye

memon Bola:
Ye Tum Teeno''n k Liye
Hyn ... ;->

Why Memons are

Why memons are banned to play hockey & football.........?

Because Corner miltey hi dukaan khol lete hain =)

Memon 0r sunao thanda piyo ge ya garam?

memon 0r sunao thanda piyo ge ya garam?

Mehman:thanda or garam dono!

memon:jao shazia ek glass fridge se or ek glass geezr se pani la do... :p ;->

Banaras Chowk Pe 1

Banaras Chowk Pe 1
Pathan Gun Le Kr Khara
Hogaya . Jo b Wahan Se
Guzarta
Us Se Poochta: TUM KON?
Man : Mahajir
Pathan Shot
DhUzZzZ

Pathan: TUM KON ?
Man : Bihari
DhUzZzZz

Pathan: TUM KON ?
memon : Bhai Main
Goonga Hon

Pathan : Jao Yaar
Bezaban Ko KonMaray ... ;->

2 Aadmi Memon Ki

2 Aadmi memon Ki
Baraat Me Gaye
Wahan Bar Bar Paani
Pesh Kia Ja Raha Tha

Tung Aa Ker Ek Ne Kaha:
Janab Halaq Main Paani
Phans Gaya Hy ...
Thore Se Chawal La
Dai''n ... ;->

1 memon mutthi me

1 memon mutthi me ropiya lie jaraha tha

Thori der bad mutthi kholi hatheli
pe pasina dekh kr memon bola

Na ro mere rupay me

tujhe hergiz kharch nhi kroga.. ;->

Memon Apne Bache

memon Apne Bache
Ko mar Rha Tha
Us k Dost Ne Pocha-Q
Mar Rahe ho
memon Ye Toilet Jana
Chahta H
Dost-Tou Kia Hua, Jne
Do
memon-Nhi, Isy Phr
Bhool :age Gi ;->

TITANIC k Saath 1

TITANIC k Saath 1
memon Bhi Doob Raha
Tha ...

Aur Hans Raha Tha

Captain Askd:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha
Hy ... ?

memon:
Shukar Hy Me Ne
Return Ticket Nhi
Khareeda ... ;->

2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...

memon:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...

Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?

memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi... ;->

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