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Girl hum paros wali
Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..
Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti
"AB TUMHARI BARI HAI"
Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.
Friend : Kaise ?
Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti...
"AB AAP KI BARI HAI"
A Sardar asked his friend:
A Sardar asked his friend: kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain??
Frend replied: No
Sardar said: tou phir taangain kahan se daalta hai saalay..!!
If Time Doesn''t Wait For You,
If Time Doesn''t Wait For You,
Don''t Worry !
Just Remove The Damn Battery
From The Clock And Enjoy Life .
Pee...peeeeeeep....
Pee...peeeeeeep....
Pe-PeeeeeeeP...
PeeeeeeeeeeeP..
Pe-Pe-PeeeeeeeeeeeeP...
peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeP....
Samne se hut jao... , SMS
aa raha hai mera..
anewala kal tumhara
Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai..
TumharaTha..
Tumhara Hi Rhega..
Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq hai..
SochoKyon?
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Kyuki kal 1st APRIL Hai..
HAPPY FOOLs DAY
Ko ko ko ko ko
Ko ko ko ko ko
Ko
Ko
Ko
Ko
Ko
ko ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko
Ko
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Bas Karo Ab
"AANDA" dy b do,
a mother serves her
A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.
Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo
Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo
sirf ek bar..
December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,
wo bhegi bhegi ratain,
wo haseen lamhaat,
jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,
jub tum ne..
kaha!
Aande lee loo, garam aande
Shetonon k school ki atendence:
Shetonon k school ki
atendence:
yajuj majuj? yes sir!
bhot?yes sir!
drakola?yes sir!
zakut?
zakuta?
zakuta jin?
ZAKTA G
button dabana choren phe atandance bolen..->?
If Gal Vomits,
If Gal Vomits, Her Parents Asks-Kon Tha Wo
Kamina?
If Boy Vomits-Kamine,
Kahan Pikar Aya He?
MORAL:No Mattr Who Vomits,
Boys R Alwys Kamina
what is the name of bruce lee''s sister in law?
what is the name of bruce lee''s sister in law?
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.sA-l33
a mothers love for
A Mother''s Love For Her Children
Like Nothing Else In The World
It Knows No Law, No Pity
It Dares All Things & Crushes Down Remorselessly
All That Stands In ts Path . . .
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