jannat SMS Messages78 messages



Angel askd a man
after death:
Kya tum shadi shuda thy?

Man: Haan

Angel Orderd:
Ye dozakh bhugat k
aaya hy isay
jannat main daal do

Angel ask same
question to another
man:

Man: 2 baar shaadi ki thi

Angel orderd:
Isay dozakh main daal do
isay dozakhmain rehny ki
aadat ho gai hy ... ;->

* T V na Dekhne Se
Gunaho''n Main Kami *

* Sabar Kerne Se
jannat Main Janey k
Ziada Chances *





~ A Public Service
Message Brought To
You By "K.E.S.C" ~ ;->


Ek Hoor Ne
jannat Mein Khudkashi
Ker Li


Pata Hy
Kia Waja Thi ??


Ek Farishty Ne Hoor
Se Mazaq Kia Tha
k
Teri Shaadi
Qayam Ali Shah Se Hogi .. ;)

Interesting but True:

Q. Kya shadi jannat ka darwaza hai?
A. Jee haan! magar bahir jany ka..!!

Q. Insan apni bewuqufi par kab khush hota hai?
A. Shadi k din..!!

Q. Kya zubani larai mein aurat say koi jeet sakta hai?
A. Jee haan! Dusri aurat..!!

Q. Talaq ki sub say bari waja kya hai?
A. Shadi... =P ;->

Tu Ne Ujri Hui jannat Ko Na Dekha Ho To.



Aaj Mere Ujray Huye, Bikhray Huye KASHMIR Ko Dekh....



(Dedicate to Self Determination in Kashmir on 5 February)


Happy Yaum-e-Yak''Jehti
(MAA,BAAP)
K Liye Subko Choor Dena,

Lekin Sub K Liye MAA BAAP Ko Mat Chhorna
Q,K
Jab MAA BAAP Roty Hain To Farishton Ko Bhi Rona Ata HAI,
DUA Ne Kha.
MAA Wo Hsti Hy Jo Gunah Gaar Olad Ko B Dozak Se Bacha Leti Hy

jannat Ne Kha.
MAA Wo Hasti Hy K Jo Mujhko B Qdmo K Nichy Daba Deti Hy

Allah Ne Kha.
MAA Meri Traf Se Insan K Liye Qimti Or Nayab Tohfa Hy.