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Friendship...

...is you

...is love

...is shared

...is forgiving

...is understanding

...is shared secrets

...is heals many hurts

...is not judgemental

...is shared laughter

...is slow and steady

...is can be angry at times

...is dependable and true

...is more precious then silver or gold

...is not perfect, much like we are not perfect

...does not hold drudges or demand perfection

...makes all the wrong things in life, right some how

...is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day

...is always there, through tomes of trial,happy times and hard times

...just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tendeed like a beautiful garden


I miss my frnz..

Bcz......They open their ansr sheet during papr & say"Le chap le jldi wrna latak jyga"..



Apna homwrk kr k copy dety or kehty"kal homwrk kr lena wrna sir clas se nikal dngy"..



Cafe me break k wkt apni plate mjhy dete hue khty"Le kha.Apne pese qabar me lejana"..



Jb lrai hoti to dusri desk pe bthty or kehte"Dost dost na rha pyar pyar na rha"..



Last day ankhon me nami or hoton pe sawal"Tu mjhy bhol to nhi jyga na??
Ladki Jab Saare Kapde Nikaal Deti Hain To Kya hota Hain?
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Almari Khali Ho Jaati Hain.
Insan ki success uski pehli girlfrend ki waja se hoti hai ..




or baki girlfrend uski success ki waja se hoti hain :p
Sirf 2 log muqadar walay hotay hain
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1-woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai
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"AUR"
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2-wo jinka Tarbooz Laal nikalta ha
# Gul Khan Ne Job K liye Apply kia..

Jawab aaya to khushi mein 1 Grand Party de dali.

Dost ne farmayesh ki k appointment letter dikhao.

Gul Khan: Ye English main hai, main tarjuma karta hun,

"Dear Gul khan you do not meet"

pyary gul khan ap to milty hi nahi

"our requirements"

hamari zaroorat ho ap


"no further correspondence"

or zidd na karain jaldi ajayen

"will be entertained"


Aap ki bohot khidmat ki jaye gi.
Raqs Karti Hain Gardish-e-Dauran,
Dar Khulay Hain Sharab Khano K,


Chai Peenay Ko Ab Kahan Jayen Faraz,
Bund Hogaye Hain hotal Pathano K..
# Ek Pathan Ne Makhi K Par Kaat K Kaha
"Urr Ja..."
Jab Makhi Nahi Urri To Usney Kaha...

"Sabit hota Hai K Makhi K Par Kaat
Diye Jaein To Wo "Behri" Ho Jati Hai..=P:-)
Teachr: Batao kanjoos kon hota hai?

Student:Sir jisko hum 100 msg b karen mager wo koi reply na kare

Teachr:Good, koi example b do iski

student: Apki beti.
Larki train mai baithi book parh rhi thi,
Book ka nam ta
“THE MAN”
Peechy pathan baitha chupke se wo book parh rha ta,
book mai likha ta k brazil k mard bahut
“CHARMING” or “BALOCH” mard bahut handsome hote hain,
Kch deir k bad Larki ne peeche dekha or pathan se uska nam poocha?

Pathan:
”RONALDO BUGTI
Teacher ne 1 chote bache se pucha tumhare papa ka nam kya hai ?
Child - abhi nam nhi rakha hai . Pyar se papa papa kehta hu.........
Teacher- Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai..?

Student- Q ki Puch Me Itni Takat Nhi hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake..

Seedhi Baat,No Bakvas