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Some common questions

1. rail gari ki lights din ko bhi q on ki jati hain?

2.lerkian hamesha lerko kay samnay aa ker q dupata seedha kerti hain?

3.Mobile ki sim change kernay kay baad time 9:00 ka q hota hay?

4.front seat per hamesha ladies ko q bithatay hain?

5.mobile per jab lerka lerki say baat kerta hay to urdu ku bolta hay?

answr zaroor dena intizar rahay ga chalnge ha
sab ko send karo but reply me first

FUTURE ABC AND ZUBAIDA AAPA

next generation will learn the alphabets in this wat :
A-APPLE
B-BLUETOOTH
C-CHATING
D-DOWNLOAD
E-EMAIL
F-FACEBOOK
G-GOOGLE
H-hotMAIL
I-I POD
J-JAVA
K-KINGSTON
L-LAPTOP
M-MESSAGE
N-NOKIA
O-OUTLOOK
P-PRINT
Q-QUICK TIME
R-RAM
S-SERVER
T-TOUCH SCREEN
U-USB
V-VISTA
W-WIFI
X-XP
Y-YOUTUBE
Z-ZUBAIDA AAPA

theepa

1 rupya 1 lakh ni hota magar phir b 1 rupya lakh sy nikal jaye tow wo b lakh nai rehta aap lakhon mein woi 1 rupya ho...
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samaj aai????

theepay dy moo waleya

zaban ki taseer

lafaz insaan k ghulaam hoty hein magar bolny sy pehly bolny k baad insaan lafzon ka ghulaam ban jata hy ...

pathan

pathan to doctor : puuray jism
main kaheen bhee ungli lagaon
to bohat dard hota hai doctor
suggested full body XRay
When he checked XRay , he
found frecture in his ungli

lahore

'Larki dosri Larki se:
Yaar yeh Handsome larkay kaisay hotay hain?
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2nd Larki:
Pata nahi behan Main tu khud kabhi "Karachi" nhi Gayi..

sardar

Srdar in Coffee shop wth wife.
Srdar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jau gi.
Wife:Fer ki hoe ga?

Srdar: Bywakof Rate List waikh

hot coffee Rs.15

Cold coffee.45:-

bikhartey maine dekha hai

Mohabbat Ki Haseen Rahon Mein Aksar Mene Dekha Hai

Jo Sathi Sath Chalte They, Bichhartey Maine Dekha Hai,

Sajaatey They Barey Hi Shoq Se Khayalon Ki Haseen Duniya,

Bohat Choti Si Baaton Pe Ujartey Maine Dekha Hai,

Jo Kehte Thaay K Ik Pal Bin Tere Hum Reh Na Payenge,

Saamna Ab Ho To Chup Chap Guzartey Maine Dekha Hai,

Jo Kehte Thaay Tera Rishta Zamane Bhar Se Afzal Hai

Unhi Rishton Ko Pal Bhar Mein Bikhartey Maine Dekha Hai.

wo aksar mujh se kehti thi

Wo Aksar Mujh Se Kehti Thi..
WAFA HAI ZAAt AURAT KI...

Mager Jo Mard hotay Hain,
Boht Be'dard hotay Hain,
Kisi Bhanwray Ki Surat Gul Ki Khushbu Loot
Jatay Hain..

Suno.!
Tum Ko Qasam Meri,

Rawayat Torr Dena Tum,
Na Tanha Chhorr K Jana,
Na Ye Dil Torr K Jana,
Mager Phir Youn Hua Mohsin.!
Mujhe Anjaan Rastay Per,
Akela Chhorr Ker Us Ne,
Mera Dil Torr Ker Us Ne,
Mohabat
Chhorr Di Us Ne,"WAFA HAI ZAAT AURAT KI ,"
Riwayat Torr Di Us Ne....

WO konsi ungli

Sardar! Ik sawal ka
jawab to do,
WO konsi ungli hay jis mein haddi nahi
hoti?
Pathan! Nahi pata?
Sardar! Dastaney ki...

Hont

Hont jab Hont se milte hain to kya hota hai ?
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Tauba Tauba kitna burra sochte ho.....
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Moo band hota hai aur kya ?

Chaaku dikha kar loot liya

Sardar:Kal raat mujhe ek admi ne chaaku dikha kar loot liya.

Dost:Par yaar tere pas to hamesha Pistol hota hai?

Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi warna wo bhi loot leta.

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