Sex SMS Messages45 messages

Boy : main kunwari larki k sath Sex nahi karta..
Pata hai kyo ??
Boy: Kyo ke main khuun kharana nahi passand karta
Pir Sahib went to a prostitute for Sex.
after having fun the prostitute asked: " pir sahib paise ?"
Pir sahib replied " pagli ,tujh se thori na longaa "
Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, Sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.
Sex!!!
























Now that i have caught your attention,
I Just Want To Teel U That
Dont drink and Drive, you might Spill it ... ;->
The worst way of missing some one is...
























like sitting next to a Sexy babe and you cant have her. ;->
Poem On Ash
Sexy aunty on the floor,
Ash is not as before,
The one we used to adore,
The sweet lady from mangalore,
Now she''s a big bore,
Played around with four,
Screwed them for sure,
Drowned them and came ashore,
Vivek was burnt to the core,
Salman gave him a call of roar,
Then stepped through amitabh''s door,
She knew he scores in crore,
Abhishek is for sure,
Dil mange more,
God knows whats more in aunty''s store.
CRAZY KIYA RE . . . ;->
Shohar:tum meri kis chez se ziada impress ho life style,

Car,

Dressing ya bank
balance?

Biwi: Aap k Sex se,Aap
jesa Sex mohalle mei
kisi ko karna nhi aAtA;->
Laws of Sex: The more
beautiful the woman is who loves,the easier it is to leave her with no hadr feelings,
Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?




Student:Aap ki beti Sexy hai
ye hamari soch hai lekin,



Wo hamare hath se bach jaye gi



ye Aapka vehem hai..->?
When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it''s Sexual
harassment.when a woman talks dirty to a woman talks dirty to a man,
it''s$3.95per minute.
When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it''s Sexual
harassment.when a woman talks dirty to a woman talks dirty to a man,
it''s$3.95per minute.
A girl askd her boyfrnd: "Wat do u like most in me, my pretty face or my Sexy body?"





He looked at her frm top to toe and replied:"I like ur sense of humour.." :P