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PoSiTiVe ThOuGht FoR ThE DaY

PoSiTiVe ThOuGht FoR ThE DaY

Whn U FeEl Tha NoBoDy LuVs U
NoBoDy CaReS 4 U
EvErYoNe Is IgNoRiNg U
&
PpL ArE JeAlOus oF U
U ShUd ReAlLy AsK UrSeLf

Am I ToO Sexy. . . . ;->

~~TOdaYs ThOUghT~~

~~TOdaYs ThOUghT~~

Any
Piece
Of
Cl0thing
Can be
Sexy. . . .
With a
Quietly
Passi0nate
W0man
Inside it. . . ;->

College Ke Din Yaad

College Ke Din Yaad Mai Kuch Yaad
Ye degree bhi le lo, Ye naukari bhi le lo
Bhale chahe le lo mujhse US ka visa…
Magar mujhe lauta do college ki canteen
Woh parantha Sassi ka, Woh KL ki choumeen..
Woh mess ka Sexy khana, bina kha ke wapas bahar aa janaa
Karna wait extra messing ki, yehi hai life meri

M: My lovely wife.

M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.

Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.

LOVE YOU!

1 Ameer ne Ghareeb Admi se poocha:

1 Ameer ne Ghareeb Admi se poocha:

"Yeh batao k Sex mehnat hai ya maza?"

Ghareeb bola:

"Maza hi hoga Sahib"

"Warna Aap Log ye B hum se hi krwatay.

Nurse : Mubarak

Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy

BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni Sexy Aur
Beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein

NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.

''tune to muje chora

''tune to muje chora hi nhe Sex ke kabil bus kandom dala aur choru ho gae wah loot lia hahahahahahaa''

Cute… Good looking…

Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Sexy… Nice structure… Its my mobile. How about your?''

''A group of elephant

''A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A Sexy female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600''

''A Very Sexy Secretary To Boss:

''A Very Sexy Secretary To Boss:

Rote Howay

Sir Kya Aap Ne Mujhe Nokri Se Nikal Diya?

Boss: Nahi To!

Secretary: Tu Phir Sir Aap Ne Kamre Se Sofa Q Hatwa Dia''

an arab was

an arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
you name pls. " abdul aziz "
Sex? " six times a week!! "
no, no, I mean male or female! "
doesn''t matters, sometimes even camel!!! "

Colour of underwear

Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear

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