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Shohar:tum meri kis chez se ziada impress ho life style,f
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Shohar:tum meri kis chez se ziada impress ho life style,f
Shohar:tum meri kis chez se ziada impress ho life style,f
Shohar:tum meri kis chez se ziada impress ho life style,
Car,
Dressing ya bank
balance?
Biwi: Aap k sex se,Aap
jesa sex mohalle mei
kisi ko karna nhi aAtA;->
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Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?
Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?
- He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘KEEP QUWAIT’ ‘KEEP QUWAIT’.
Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen
Taliban:Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen
MQM: Aslaha Le Lo
Awam: Rashan Le Kar Rakh Lo
Pathan: Istaqbal Karo,
Memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE.
USA inventd a machine 2 catch thievs
USA inventd a machine 2 catch thievs
In US
30min it caught 20thievs
In UK
30mins 30thievs
In India
30min 90thievs
Pakistan
In 5mins da machine was stolen:-)
Once Lalu and Mallika
Once Lalu and Mallika went hunting. Jab woh apne tent mei soye thei, Lalu ne dekhaa ek SHER unke taraf aa rahaa hai.. What did Lalu tell Mallika ?
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Bhago Mallika SHER A WAT hai....
BREAKING NEWS:
BREAKING NEWS:
KaRaChi mein Aaj BARAF Giri.
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1 Aadmi cycle par Baraf le kar ja raha tha.
Carrier Dhila Tha aur baraf gir gaye!
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CHOICE...
Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,
Ek Larki Kisi K Saath Bhaag Gai
Ek Larki Kisi K Saath
Bhaag Gai
Ek Larki Ko Kuch
Ghunday Utha Kr Le
Gaye
Ek Larki Apne
Shohar Se Larne
K Baad Apne Ghar
Aa Gai
Ek Larki Apni Saas k
Haatho''n Zulm Ka
Nishana Bani
El Larki Chhat Se Giri
Aur Usay Kafi Chotai''n Aai
EXPRESS NEWS
Har LARKI Per Nazar ... ;->
Ustad Shagird Batao
Ustad Shagird Batao Chai(TEA) Nuqsun Dah Hai Ye Faida Mand ?
Shagird Nay Jawab Dia Agar Koi Piladay To Faidamand
Agar Pilani Par Jai To Nuqsun Dah Hay ;-);-)
''SMS kerne pe jo marte hain
''SMS kerne pe jo marte hain,
Call kerne se jo darte hain,
BADLUCK to dekho..!!
aisy KANJOOS dost mere hi palle parte hain,''
apsa koi haseen
apsa koi haseen
Dilruba o Dil nasheen
Apsey pehley kaheen
hum ney dekhey hein kayeen
What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man?
What do you call a woman who marries an old,
ugly and poor man?
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Stupid. . . ;->
"Aaj Ki Dua"
"Aaj Ki Dua"
Ay Mere
Allah Pak!!!
Aj Mere Voh Tamaam Gunah Muaf
Farma De Jo Meri Duawaon Ki
Qabuliat Me Rukawat Bante Hein!
Ameen
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