husband SMS Messages137 messages

Husband : Janu Tum Mujhy Ak Jaga Se Bohat Achi Lagti Ho Wife Sharmate Hoye : Kahan se Janu….? husband : Dooooooooooooooooooor Sy….
I’m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it’s true,On this Special occasion
I want to remind you That you are my everything
and my love is true, Happy Anniversary

(Sweet Messages to husband)
An anniversary is a time to remember
about a couple’s life.
A time to recognize that the strongest bond
is the love between husband and wife.
Through times of happiness and times of sadness,
love grows continually and they become as one heart,
The other staying with them, in memory,
even when they are apart.
Each anniversary is special and may cause a shed tear,
for the bond grows ever stronger and stronger
When love is shared for another year.
Boy: Muj se Shadi karo gi?
Girl: Nahi Boy: Q Nahi?
Girl: Ghar Wale Nahi Many gy!
Boy: Ghar me Kon Kon hy?
Girl: 1 husband or 4 Bache.
Boy. Thek ha baji..:p:p
How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife(loving husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife(loving husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving husband),
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
Husband- Ek writer ne likha hai ki "Shohar ko bhi ghar ke mamlo mein bolne ka haq hona chaahiye..."
Wife- Woh bechaara bhi dekho likh hi paya, Bol Nahi Saka.!
As per research

A man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
A woman speaks 30,000

Problem starts when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000..
Wife Or husband Shop Se Niklay !

Ek Faqeer Bola : Shehzadii !

5 Rupee dey doo, Andha Hon
...
Husband : De do, Waqayi Andha hai
Saas : Beti Aaj Se Tumhara
Ghar Yehii Hy
Aaj Se Tum Mjhy Ammi Aur
Apne Sasur Ko Abbu Kahogi…

…Shaam Mein Us Ka husband
Ghar Aaya Tou Boli

“Maa
Bhaiya Aa Gaye ..” =P =D
Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon

Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha

wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain