Husband To Wife

Husband To Wife
Husband : Janu Tum Mujhy Ak Jaga Se Bohat Achi Lagti Ho Wife Sharmate Hoye : Kahan se Janu….? Husband : Dooooooooooooooooooor Sy….
  

Jun, 03 2015     131 chars (1 sms)     17573 views       Funny

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Kitney Masoom Hain Is Shehar K Log. . .


Khud Paadd Mar K Poochtey


Hain Bo0 Kahan Se A Rahi Hai..
Life Of A University Student

Wallet Hy
Paise Nahi
Lecture Hy
Attendance Nahi
Mobile Hy
Balance Nahi
Frnds Hyn
Grl Frnd Nahi
Exams Hyn
Tnsion Nhi
Parhna Hy
Mood Nhi ;->
Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?
In A A/C Exam Every 1 Was Writing But Hassan Was Continuously Dancing!
Why?




Bcoz


Someone Told Him Dat There Is Marks 4 Every Steps.

Atleast once in a day,
Millions of
People in
this World
stand on
Single Leg!

Guess when?




Don''t know?


Its easy!

While wearing CHADDI... =P ;->
Sardar joins army, given AK 47.

Hes puzzld.

Asks major, Sir, yeh bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta?

Major: kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga
''2 Lahori larkey mar gaye

Naik thay to janat ma chaley gaye

But
Unhon ne janat ma bari kutt khai!

Pata ha kiyo?


Janat ma Farishto ko kehty hain
"Yaar jannat to achi hy Sb kch hy 70 hurain b hn,

Pr:
Lahore Lahore ey.. :)''
what is the name of bruce lee''s sister in law?
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.sA-l33
Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?




Student:Aap ki beti sexy hai
ye hamari soch hai lekin,



Wo hamare hath se bach jaye gi



ye Aapka vehem hai..->?
Love in France IS A COMEDY

In England A TRAGEDY

In Italy A WONDER!

In Germany A DRAMA

But

In PAK LOve is a


"National Game"


HUM BOLAIN MOHABBAT KI ZABAN
Us Gali Sy Is Wajah Se Jana Chor Dia "Pappu"...!!!

Wo Kameeney Nokia.1100 Bhi Cheen Letey Hain... ;->
Aik pathan 2 ghantay aatay ki line mai
laga raha bari aanay par phir wapis line me lag gaya

or bola yh president 5 saal or rahay
dill khush ho gaya...:-D