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Jun, 01 2015     262 chars (2 sms)     12037 views       Funny

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100 gARM mitti..

100 gram Kankar.

25 garm k keeray makoray

5 gram Makree k jalay

Dont be surprised dis is de CT scan of ur Brain:)
When I Go Wrong I Need
Ur Hand 2 Correct

When Emotionz Burst I
Need Ur Hand 2 Catch

When I Win I need Ur
Hands 2 Clap

In Short

Ye Haath Mujhy De De
Thakur ... ;->
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”

"Ek Larki Ki Dua"

Qasam Sy Hr Larke
Ko Bhula Doon Gi
Sab Hi Ki Tasweerei''n
Jala Doon Gi
Ek Tum Hi Raho Ge
Is Di Mein
Balance Dalwa Do
Tumhei''n Dua Doongi ;->
chanda or chokri:
karte the luv chori chori ,
eik tha memon eik thi bori ,
larka tha kala larki thi goori ,
so ja puther end ho ggi story
Aj me bohat udas hon koi mujy tang na kary




























lykin me to kar sakhta hn na :-p
2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy.

1 Hans Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha,

2nd Udaas Kony Mai betha Tha.

Baap: Tum itna Q Hans Rahy Ho?





Beta: Mummy ne Dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya. :-)
Sign Board Outside A Repair Shop ...

"We Can Repair Anything ...
Plz Knock Hard On The Door ,
The Bell Doesn''t Work ..." ;->
Height Of Maska
Professor: Where Is Your Homework

Student: Sir It Tore While I Was Fighting
With A Guy Who Said You Were Not The
Best Professor In The College
Wife:
Meine
"GADHO" par research ki Hai,

wo apni
"GADHI"
ke siwa kisi aur "GADHI" ko dekhta tak nahi!


HUSBAND:
Issliye to wo

"GADHA" Hai


pathan ne Language centre me Admision lia
Or agle din us se kaha gya k koi
Acha sa English sentence sunao
Pathan:josh me bola!
I shall never die B4 my death ;->
A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z

Ye Sms Hr Unperh K Mobile Par Ponchien Talee, ko Aam Karay

Pervaiz Ilahi Ka Khawab Paraha Likha Punjab