Punjabi Hajj Karne Geya

Punjabi Hajj Karne Geya
Punjabi Hajj Karne Geya Wapis Aya to Dost ne Pocha Shetan ko Kitne Pathar Mary…?
Punjabi: Rush He Ina C Pathar Marne Da Moka Hi Nai Milea, Par.. . . Galian Changian Kadd k Aya Wan….
  

Jun, 03 2015     183 chars (2 sms)     14042 views       Funny

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Taxi mai bethe huye Passenger ne driver se kaha: Mujhe Taxi mai bethne par Eik he bat ki fikar hoti hai woh hain Brakes..
Driver: Apko ghabrane ki zroorat nahi, is mai brakes hain hi nahi..
Beemar shohar:
MuJhe Janwron k doctor k pass le Jao..
Biwi: Wo kiun..?
Shohar: Roz subah ''Murghe ki trah uth jata hun,
''Ghore ki trah bhag k ofice jata hun,
ghaday ki trah kaam krta
hun,
Ghar aa k sub par kutte ki trah bhonkta hun,
Aur

Raat ko ''Bhains k sath so jata hun..
1 Pathan roti k uppar roti rakh k kha raha tha

B.V boli: Khan saheb kia hoa?

Pathan: Tabiyat kharab hai
Doctor ne double
roti khaney ko
bola hai. . . . ;->
My dear,
GOOD NEWS 4 U

Meiny ghor se dekha hai.


k aap ka naam





N_R_O LIST me nhi hai.

BE HAPPY ;->
Maa


Maaaa


Maaaaaa


Maaaaaaa


Maaaaaaaa


Maaaaaaaaa


Maaaaaaaaarch



What iz dis?


Stupid..!



This iz
"LONG MARCH"
Man saw snake on bed of his Mom-in-law.
Man 2 snake : Meri saas ko dans le.
Snake : Kya dansle ? Mai usse hi to apna zehar recharge karvata hun.


Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
jis shAkh pe charAy thay GHALIB Aam churaNe.

Wo shakh Be WafA hogaye.


Aisay giray zameen ki Agosh main,


Taang jisAm se juda Ho gaye




......ali..........
A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.

His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!
Ab to Dukan Par Bhi Ye Board Lagay Hain FARAZ.

Cheeni Maang Kar Sharminda Na Karain.

Cheeni Ek Jang Hai, Isi Liye Band Hai.

Namak Baray Shoq Se, Cheeni Aglay Chock Se. :-)
Log Kehte Hain Ki Achche Log Mar K Sitare Ban Jaate Hain,

Magar Hum Kehte Hain Ki Marne Ke Baad Bhi..

Aap Jaise Log

Ghost Ban Ke Hume Daraate Hai..
Mere Dukho''n Ki Dhanak Main Rung Na Bhar

Mohabbat Aur Nafart Ki Jung Na Ker

Khushi Mere Ghum K Sung Na Ker


It Means

Pappu Yaar Tung Na Ker . . . ;->