Punjabi Hajj Karne Geya

Punjabi Hajj Karne Geya
Punjabi Hajj Karne Geya Wapis Aya to Dost ne Pocha Shetan ko Kitne Pathar Mary…?
Punjabi: Rush He Ina C Pathar Marne Da Moka Hi Nai Milea, Par.. . . Galian Changian Kadd k Aya Wan….
  

Jun, 03 2015     183 chars (2 sms)     16029 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Astrologer: U''ll meet a young gal who wanna everything about u.
Frog: When n where?
Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab
Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki.

Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?



Amma: Mai manat mani si k mera ghar bn giya
tay mai 100 haramdian nu roti khwaon gi

Es lai tawanon roti khawai



Police officer hans K bola:
Amma aina takaluf Q''n kita

1 wapda wala sadd laina C.
''If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.''


Doc 2 Patient :
The check which u gave me has returned back.

Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which
you gave me medicine has also returned back.
''Jo log garm pani m ''Elfy'' dall k nehatey hain
"Faraz"
Wo log kabhi toot k bikhra nhi krtay
Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere
Dil Ko Thais



Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere
Dil Ko Thais










Tan ? = Perpendicular Upon Base ... ;->
If Some1 Asks Me Whom Do I Love The Most
I Would Sit Next 2 U
Put My Arms Around U
&
Say Proudly
I Love Animals
Especially Dis Monkey
Kid 1 :
My Mom Is Having
A New Baby ...




Kid 2 :
Hmmm !
So What''s Wrong With
The Old One ... ? ;->
palkon paye apany bhitaya hain tumhain
bury duao ke bhaad paya hain tumhain

aasany se nahin melay ho tum

INTERNALTION ZOO se chuarya hain tumhain
Tortoise & Rabbit gave SSC exam. Tortoise 80% Rabbit 81% Both wanted admission in good college. Rabbit dint get admission but tortoise got How?
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REMEMBER tortoise won d race..!

SPORTS QUOTA :-P
Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore
4 crore retired
3 crore in state govt don''t work
2 crore in school
2 crore under 5 year
2 crore unemployed
2 crore house wives
99,99,998 are any time in jail.
The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.

HOW can i handle pakistan alone?


...NaYa FunDa...

ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
Meine mummy papa ke saath "BLUE"
film dekhee... =P