Punjabi Hajj Karne Geya

Punjabi Hajj Karne Geya Wapis Aya to Dost ne Pocha Shetan ko Kitne Pathar Mary…?
Punjabi: Rush He Ina C Pathar Marne Da Moka Hi Nai Milea, Par.. . . Galian Changian Kadd k Aya Wan….

Jun, 03 2015 183 chars (2 sms) 14494 views Funny

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woman on date with husbands best friend

Woman on date with husband''s best friend;

*phone ring*

Woman: Yes? Ok , fine , bye!

Turns to her Lover and laughs: My husband says he is playing golf with U! :-D

ibhrahim saab

ibhrahim saab (the don) was sitting around a born fire! while sitting he got burnt suddenly!! why>???
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A 4 Saib B 4 KasHti

A 4 Saib

B 4 KasHti

C 4 BillI

D 4 Kutta

E 4 Hathi

F 4 Phankha

Ye Sms Har Unparh Aur Gawar K Mobile Tak Pohanchaiyen
Jaisa K Maine Kia Hai
Aur
Taleem Ko Aam Karain

Humara Khuwab
Parha Likha Pakistan..... ;->

Laziness is our biggest

Laziness is our biggest enemy ( Allama iqbal)

We should learn to love our enemies ( Quaid-e-Azam)

“ Dasso hun mamay di maniye ya chachay di “

DONO EYES PE

DONO EYES PE

DONO CHEEKS PE

DO BAR LIPS PE

EK BAR NECK PE

DO BAR NECK SE NEACHAY

SONE SE PEHLE

-:D

LOTION ZAROR LAGANA :p

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lucknow me 2

"LUCKNOW" Me 2
Bachey Aapas Me Larr
Rahe Thy ...

1st Ne 2nd Se Kaha:
Dekhiye Janab ! Agr Aap
Humari Baat Nhi Mane''n
Gy Tou Hum Aap k
Walid-e-Mohtaram Ki Shan
Me Ghustakhana Kalmat
Pesh Kare''n Gy

2nd: Tou Hum Aap k
Rukhsar-e-Mubarak Pe
Aisa Tamaancha Baja
Laye''n Gy k Gaal Gulaab
Ki Patti Ki Trha Chamakne
Lagy Ga .. ;->

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"Samjhdar k LiAy iShara hI Kafi hAi

WhiskEY, Drugs

WhiskEY,
Drugs
and Cigarettes
r a man''s worst enemiES..

Aren''t they?
But,

the man who runs away frm his enemies...

Is a Coward...
So b brave

chEErS..! ;->

Santa: Tum guitar

Santa: Tum guitar bahot acha bajate ho!
Me bahar khada sun raha tha
Banta: Mai kahan baja raha tha?
Mai to uske upar se dhul jhad raha tha

''A rupee is easy 2 earn...

''A rupee is easy 2 earn...
but a smile is hard 2 find...
rupee loses its value...
smile increases its worth..
i lost a rupee when i sms u...
but who cares!
i won ur smile...''

Once bread and butter

Once bread and butter were travelling by plane... plane crash hua...
bread marr gayaa.. lekin butter nahin maraa... kyon ???

Because woh Butter FLY thaa..

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

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