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Jun, 03 2015
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FIRST LINE TO WRITE IN EXAMS:
FIRST LINE TO WRITE IN EXAMS:
"All the answers written below are imaginary & work of my creative mind. Any resemblance to text book is unintentional & purely accidental"
Tu Khud Ko Beshak
Tu Khud Ko Beshak Tanha Mahsoos Kar "Jan|X" , , ,
MA¡N Phir Bhi Tujhe Kisi "Bachi"
Ka Number Send Nahi Karun Ga... =P ;->
teacher ali k papa
Teacher: "Ali K Papa Aaj Job Par Gaye Hain"
Es Ka Future Tense Banao
Student (Ali): Woh Kal Bhi Jaenge
Kisi K Baap Mein Himmat Hai Tou Ruk Le =D ;->
CID Officer:
CID Officer: Why criminals leave their fingerprint aftr crime?
Sardar: Sir,I Think, they r uneducated,
if they were educated, they would leave
their signature.
Wife: Darling !
Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ?
Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I''ll See The Cheque-Book ... (-;
Runaway ur father is coming
Girl n Boy were siting alone in d garden..
Girl-Do something which makes my heart beat faster..
Boy-Runaway ur father is coming!!!
:-D
Batao Wo Konsa Janwar Hy
Batao Wo Konsa Janwar Hy
Jo Na Kaam Kerta Hy Na Kaaj
Sab Se Cheen Ker Khata Hai
Aur Us Ka Sir Us K Jism Se Bada Hai ???
Batao ???
Haar Gaye
Altaf Hussain ... ;->
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Arranged marriage :-
Rs 600000 -shaadi
RS 400000 - jwellery
Rs 50000 - shaadi ki rasme
...
Total - 10,50,000 RS
Love marriage :-
RS 100 - stamp paper
RS 20 - Notery
RS 50 - varmaala
RS 10 - photo
Total 180 RS
Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka
Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago!! :P
''Asslam-o-alaikum--- "Good Morning"
''Asslam-o-alaikum---
"Good Morning"
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Ab Neeche kia nashta dhoond rahe ho?
Aik bar keh to dia''
Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl.
Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl.
Husband: Then what happened?
Wife: I just kept on admiring her, on and on..
Husband (gets irritated): WHAT happened then?
Wife smiled and said: I moved away from the mirror!
Wat Is D Diff B/W
Wat Is D Diff B/W
Poison & Alcohol?
If U Drink Alcohol,
U Will Dance Around People,
If U Drink Poison
People Wil Dance Around U..!
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.
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