Biwi Ka Jhagra

Biwi Ka Jhagra
Bivi Pure 15 Minute Tak Apne Khamosh Shohar Pe Garajne K Bad boli Main Larai Khatam Karna Chah Rahi Hoon Magar Tumhari Is Gongi Badmashi Ki Waja Sy Ghar Jahanum Bana Ja Raha Hai…
  

Jun, 03 2015     178 chars (2 sms)     12721 views       Funny

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Agar Aap Ko Lagta Hai
K Aap
Handsome ho
Smart Ho
Charming Ho


Tou Aap


Kutta Paal Lain
Sanp Paal Lain
Sher Pal Lain


Magar Plz

Galat Fehmi na Palain
Shukriyaa........... :d
PATHAN naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya,

SHOP KEEPER: is mein quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai

PATHAN:topi meili pari hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon.
Yesterday in my room all my books were singing a song.

Guess which song?

guess!

O Zara zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me...
Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai

beautiful beautiful"

aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai

" aprilfool, aprilfool "
''Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur''s Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"''
I Proud Being Ur Friend
Bcoz
U’re
L+A+N+T+I




L = Luvly

A = Attractive

N = Noble

T = Tangible

I = Intelligent

In Short You Are 100 %
LANTI Friend ;->
Mosam ne li angrai
Or hm ne Chori Razai,

mungphali se hui laraai
icecream ghar me I,

coffee se mu mor lia
cold drink se naata jor lia,

SEASON''S
GREETINGS 4u.
''Dil ko Pata tha woh zaroor aayegi.

Wah...

Dil ko Pata tha woh zaroor aayegi.

Par kabhi socha na tha k SURPRISE main apna Husband saath layegi.@''


In Ghajini
If Amir Khan Was Killed Instead Of Kalpana,
The Movie Will Get A Gross
Collection Of 500 Crores..




How ? ? ?





Then Da Grl Hv To Write 0n Her Body Everythng...;->:-D
Yaar


Ranjha Chala Gya



Mahiwal Duub Gya



Majnu Bhi Nahi Raha




Romeo Bhi nahi



Meri Bhi Tabiyat Ab Theek Nahi Rehti



Pata Nahi Ab Larkiyon Ka Kia Banega ;->
Hum tu 7 asmaaano ki sair kar aye

sub tarron se dosti kar aye

ek tera khass tha jo sath le ae

Warna ap si sochiye k ap zamin pe kaise aye ?
Attendence.. Pappu Yes Sir Bablu Yes Sir Tinku Yes Sir Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.