Biwi Ka Jhagra

Biwi Ka Jhagra
Bivi Pure 15 Minute Tak Apne Khamosh Shohar Pe Garajne K Bad boli Main Larai Khatam Karna Chah Rahi Hoon Magar Tumhari Is Gongi Badmashi Ki Waja Sy Ghar Jahanum Bana Ja Raha Hai…
  

Jun, 03 2015     178 chars (2 sms)     12882 views       Funny

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Jane kis baat pe uss ne muje Chora hai Faraz ?





halää k wo shakhs to kisi k 10 rupey nhn chorta.
Baap:
Beti tum muje
pehle PAPA kehti thi,
Ab tumne muje DAD kehna Shuro kardia,
Kya waja hai?
Beti:
Cmon DAD, PAPA kehne se lipstick kharab ho jati hai..

U n d o u b t l y
H o n e s t y
I s
T h e
B e s t
P o l i c y ...
W h e n
T h e r e
I s
M o n e y
I n
I t ... ;)
Darya-e-Ravi main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi baat nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nishaan aur opper kardia hai. i main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi baat nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nishaan aur opper kardia hai.


Translate into english.

"wo meri nawasi hai".

Pathan:
"She is my

Eighty Nine".
Marriage is like a public toilet





Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

Dr: Do exercise daily for good health

Boy: sir i play football cricket tennis daily.
...
Dr: how long do you play?
...
Boy : until d battery in my mobile goes down.

ha ha
Teacher: Is Dor Men Sab Se Bara Bewakuf Insan Kon Hota Hai?

Student: Wakeel..

Teacher: Wo Kese ?

Student: Q K Itni Garmi Men Wo Hi Coat Pehanta Hai ;-)
In Pakistan
Survey Was Done ThaT
"How Many Gys & Guls Want 2 Meet
RoCk3r..........????"

Survey Report:
5% Say..... Yes
0% Say..... No
&
Rest Of 95% Say..... Sapne Mat Dikhao Yaar..
Humaari Aisi Kismat Kahan...../ ;->
''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

Me sick, no work

Boss SMS back:

When I am sick I kiss my wife try it

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:

Me ok, ur wife very sweet..
;-)Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.

Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
Ek Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi.


Woh Stage pe Sofay Per Betha Hua, Apni Dulhan Se Bola:




Zara Idhar Ho Kar Betho Baaji! Ye 3 ki Seat Hai. :-) :-) :-)