Biwi Ka Jhagra

Bivi Pure 15 Minute Tak Apne Khamosh Shohar Pe Garajne K Bad boli Main Larai Khatam Karna Chah Rahi Hoon Magar Tumhari Is Gongi Badmashi Ki Waja Sy Ghar Jahanum Bana Ja Raha Hai…

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Koi new msg hai kia?????????? agar hai tu...

Koi new msg hai kia??????????
agar hai tu...
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tu plz''DELETE'' kar do

kyon k bhejna tu Ap ko ata hi nahi hai...

Iqrar-e-Mohabbat

Iqrar-e-Mohabbat Kuch Gunah Tou Nahi Hai

Bas Pehle Ye Pata Ker Lena
''''Bhai Kitne Hain.." ;->

Mother: David, come her

Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that, but I''m going Hong Kong tomorrow so I''m scolding you now.

This is a magic Trick

This is a magic Trick

aik thanda paani lein aur us ko apney baraber wala par phenk dein yeh thanda paani us bandey ko garam kar dey gaa At your Own Risk

''tez hawa ka jhonka aaya

''tez hawa ka jhonka aaya
saath main teri khushbu laya
tab meray dil main khayal aaya
aaj bhi mera dost nahin nahaya''

Santa: Why Do

Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?

Banta: All False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination

Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...

Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...

He Didn''t Pay The Dues,
The Bank Took Away His Car.
Pathan: If I Knew This,
I''d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also! :-(

Yar Abi Tumhara Amma

Khan : Yar Abi Tumhara Amma
Ka Khansi Kaisa Hy?

Friend : Band Ho Gai Hy
Magar Sans Rok Rok K A Rahi Hy

Khan : Koi Bat Nai,Allah Kary Ga,
Wo Bi Band Ho Jay Ga

Job In Trafic Police

Job In Trafic Police

Candidate Mst Hve Da Following Qualities.

1Behviur: Battamez
2Weight:Minimum 105 Kg(125 Ghari Pr 1 Hi Pura Aye)

3 Honsty: Chalan Km Katey(Oper Se Paise Le Le)

4luks: Koi B Ho(Knsa Behaviur Pe Frq Pardna Hy)

Yar Suneri Moqa He Hath Se Mt Ghawana Tm Me To Isse B Ziada Khubyan Hyn

What''s The Benifit Of

What''s The Benifit Of
"Love At First Sight. . . ?"
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It Saves Time . . .

Pati: What’s hypnotism?

Pati: What’s hypnotism?

Patni: Kisi ko apne vash mein
kar K us se man chaha kaam
karwana.

Pati: Arey nahi isey to Shaadi
kehte hein.

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