Biwi Ka Jhagra

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Jun, 03 2015 178 chars (2 sms) 15487 views Funny

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wo keh k chaley k ab hum sirf

Wo Keh K Chaley K Ab Hum Sirf
Tmhary Khwabon Me Aengy "PAppu",,,

Light ki wAjA sE Neend He Nhi Aati,
KhuwAb KyA "KAddu" Aayen gy... ;->

Definition of Laziness:-

Definition of Laziness:-

"Its a talent

of taking rest

before you get tired!!"

Be-Panaah Chahat k baad

Be-Panaah Chahat k baad bhi Hum usey paa na sakey "pApPu"

Kisi SangDil ne usey 100 ka Load krwa k Jeet liya... ;->

I Love You!

I Love You!

I realy Love You

I Love You More than Anything in the world

Yehi Kehna chatha Tha Majno Apni Laila Se Par Bicharay Ko English nahi Ati thi afsos

Kdi na wi lya kr maama

Pathan India gya whan barish ho rahi thi,
wo mander me ja kr bagwan ko bahir phank ker bola,
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"Kdi na wi lya kr maama"... ;->

pehlay girl frndz ho

Pehlay Girl Frndz Hoti Thi,
Magr Mob¡Le Pakages Nahi Thay,
Or Ab

Mob¡Le Pakajz Hain Magr Girl Friends Nahi,
Ab Sirf Un Companies Ki Sim Sale Hoon Gi Jo Ye Offer Krain Gi. . .

"Ek Sim Ki Khareedari Per 10 Girlz Number Free"

Is sms mei chand dhund kr dikhaeye

Is sms mei chand dhund kr dikhaeye

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Aahaan
sms karne wale ki
tasveer thori aati hai ;->

"An ErOtIc TrUtH"

"An ErOtIc TrUtH"

In OuR

LyF

ThInGs ArE To UsE....

&

PeOpLe ArE To LoVe

BuT MoSt Of Us

OfTeN

UsE ThE PeOpLe

&

LoVe ThE ThInGs......

"MERI JAN KATREENA"

"MERI JAN KATREENA"

Ungli Mai Angothi, Angothi mai Nagina,

Soni Lagti Hy Teri Bahen KATREENA,

Raat Nahi Kat''ti Maslay Hain Dereena,

Mai Ne Kaha Bus Kar Kehti Hy Abi Na,

Rat Ko Mila Karo Baara Maheena,

Kehti Hy Bhai Ko Batana Kabhi Na,

Itna Zaleel Ho Kar Ke Bhi,

Bhai sms Parh Raha Hy Kameena =P ;->

Check Out 3D Msg First Time On Ur Mobile...

Check Out 3D Msg First Time On Ur Mobile...
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D D D

Nice Hai Na?
Agär Käho To Kal 4 D bhejun?

Most Innocent & Heart Touching

Most Innocent & Heart Touching
lines said by a Truely Loving Girl
to her lover boy friend at Break up

Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
a marr, dafa ho.
teri shakal pehle din se he kameeno jesi lagi thi mujhe,
Chimgadar ki shakal walay,
Khabis Insan... ;->

Singer To His Neighbor:

Singer To His Neighbor:

Whenever I Sing,

Your Dog Starts Barking.

Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,

You Start It First.

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Biwi Ka Jhagra

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