Pressure On Brain Is Inversely Proportional

Pressure On Brain Is Inversely Proportional
Pressure On Brain Is Inversely Proportional To The Number Of Days Left For Exams

Keeping The Syllabus Constant

Zubaida Apa’s 1st Law Of Tension
  

Mar, 25 2014     145 chars (1 sms)     4685 views       Exam

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=|| Sachae |||=


School = Yadein
Classes= Kbhi Kbhi
Principl= Jani Dushman
Home Work= Mushkil Barsatein
Canteen= Aao Na
Teacher= Makree
Exams= No Entry
Examnr= Sharabi

Cheatng= Dil Se , Chori Chori Chup K Chup K
Result=Ghabrahat

Vication= Kbhi Alvida Na Kehna
To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam
My Nights r going SleepLess,
My Days r going UseLes,
I hv becom SpeachLess,
So,
I asked My Heart;
is it Love?
Heart replied

"Na Putr Paper a gaye ne.."
Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…
Na Waqt Itna K
Sallybus Pura Kia Jaye

Na Tarkeeb Koi k Exam
Pass Kia Jaye

Na Jane Kon Sa Dard
Dia Hy Is Parhai Ne

Na Roya Jaye
Aur
Na Soya Jaye ... ;->
Knw Wat It Feels Lyk While Xamz?

Tick Tock
Mind Block
Pen Stop
Eyes Up
Tym Shock
Jaw Drop
No Luck
Tym''s Up
Oh Fu#K
Xams Suck
Stil Good Luck
lamha lamha waqt guzar jaye ga
kuch hi dino main tera result aa jaye ga..
dua ker ley .
.
.
..
.
tu koi amir khan nahi jo



all is well keh kr top kr jaye ga...:P
dedicate to all students..
What Is The True Meaning Of STUDY ... ???

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S . Sleeping
T . Talking
U . Unlimited Sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning


So Study Hard ... ;->
Student''s declaration at the end of answer paper. It Reminds me of Disclaimer Notices!

I hereby declare that answers written above r true 2 the best of mine & my friend''s knowledge & I claim no responsibility whatsoever 4 any mistakes.

Whatever I have written is truly fictitious & any resemblance with the Subject Matter is purely Coincidental
Students While Studying For Exams

-Books n Notes Open


-Highlighting Sentences



-Pen In Mouth


-Blank Page




-Eating Drinking



-Turning Pages




-Readin ''Headings''


-Thinkin About Where To Start From

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Texting Friends
Oye Kitna Hua? Mujhy Bht Tension Ho Rahi Hy
Plz Pray For Me =P ;)
If In Exam U Have One Of Question About Me
Then How Will U Define Me In Some Words ?
Ur Answer Shud Be Based On Truth, Reply Me Now
New exam pattern->

1. General students : Ans ALL questions

2. OBC : Write ANY question.

3. SC : Read ONLY questions.

4. ST : Thanks for coming to exam