Pressure On Brain Is Inversely Proportional

Pressure On Brain Is Inversely Proportional To The Number Of Days Left For Exams

Keeping The Syllabus Constant

Zubaida Apa’s 1st Law Of Tension

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Why we don’t study whole year, and study at the last momet of EXAM time?
The answer is.
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Sahil ki khamoshiyon mein to koi bhi kashtiyan chala leta hai..
Par Tufan mein kashtiyan chalane ka maza hi kuch aur hai…

Na Waqt Itn

Na Waqt Itna K
Sallybus Pura Kia Jaye

Na Tarkeeb Koi k Exam
Pass Kia Jaye

Na Jane Kon Sa Dard
Dia Hy Is Parhai Ne

Na Roya Jaye
Aur
Na Soya Jaye ... ;->

while choosing a book

While choosing a book,

1month B4 exam
We refer to
"Foreign Authors"

10 days B4 exam
"Local Author"

&

On Da day ov exam
V r da ''Authors''! =P

Examz se 1 month

Examz se 1 month pehle aane wale 1st ashray ki dua: Ae Allah aaj se padhne ka irada kr rha hn, meri madad krna

2nd ashre ki dua:
Allah jo sawal mein yaad kron sirf wo imthan me aaye''n

Aakhri ashre ki dua:
Ae Allah is bar pass kra de agli bar khoob dil laga k parho''n ga.. ;->

Yahoooooo.

Yahoooooo... ....!
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Exams ki $aari taiyaari ho gayi
.
('';'')
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Pen
pencil
scale
eraser

sab taiyar hai

AB BUS..
padhna baki hai

Best 3 Comedy Lines

Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life..

1)Plzzz..Don''t Disturb I Want 2 Study!

2)No Class,Den Lets Go 2 Library!

&

D Best 1 Is-

3)Sir,I Hv A Question! :-)

No doubt exams

No doubt exams r a matter of luck,

how?

"coz the checker throws the papers on the ceiling fan, which one is droped on his checking table is regarded as pass"

Kyun hai na matter of luck

Wo Murr Murr ke

Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh raithay thay or hum Unhain

Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh Raithay thay or hum Unhain

Q ke Exam me na unhain kuch ata tha aur Na Hume

What is the formula of Water?

Teacher:
pani ka formula batao
student:
h2MgClNaClHnO3H2SO4.
Teacher:
stupid,ye kia hai??
student: sir ye selaab ka pani hai

What is Éduçati0n

What is Éduçati0n ?

Educati0n is an 0raganised system thr0ugh whch we waste 0ne half 0f our life t0 learn h0w 2 waste the remaning half 0f 0ur life.

New exam pattern

New exam pattern->

1. General students : Ans ALL questions

2. OBC : Write ANY question.

3. SC : Read ONLY questions.

4. ST : Thanks for coming to exam

class

classic example for students of different age
groups :-

1st to 3 rd stndard- hey I studied everything
for exam...
......
4th to 6th std- Hey that Question was very
hard so I dint read that..

6th to 10th std- hey read only important
questions...

10 th to 11 th std- abe 4 chapters r enough....

12 th- saale whch exam is 2day...

Engineering/medical students - Oh ! exam aaj tha ....
Kamino bataya kyon nahi ..??

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