Pressure On Brain Is Inversely Proportional

Pressure On Brain Is Inversely Proportional
Pressure On Brain Is Inversely Proportional To The Number Of Days Left For Exams

Keeping The Syllabus Constant

Zubaida Apa’s 1st Law Of Tension

Mar, 25 2014     145 chars (1 sms)     511 views       Exam

more Exam SMS Messages

Jab Question Paper ho out of Control.
Answer sheet ko kr k Fold....
Answer sheet ko kr k Fold.
Aeroplane bana k bole!
All will fail!

Student kia jane Result kia hoga?

Marks milegay ya Zero pe Tie ho ga.
Toh Girl Friend ghuma... Paisa Ura.
Paisa Ura k bole.
Papa All is Well!!
A Friend Is Who Advise u to study well but a best friend is 1 who stands in xam-hall and says
" Abe kitna likhega ladkiya ja Rahi he " ....
Teacher : kisi aisi jgha ka name
btao jha bht sary log ho phir b ap
akely feel karty ho..
. .
Student : examination hall .
_/ \_ .....students rock teacher shoc
To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam
What Is The True Meaning Of STUDY ... ???






S . Sleeping
T . Talking
U . Unlimited Sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning

So Study Hard ... ;->
Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
hera pheri
class room:
no entry
jani dushman
evil dead
friends during paper:
ham ap ke hen kon???
andha kanoon
exam time:
lage raho munna bhai
question paper:
answer paper:
kora kaghaz
na tum jano na ham...:)
Rocking quote by a tired student:
I want a 6 month vacation…
twice in a year.
KG vs UNI*
*k.G=pencil,rubber, sharpener, scale.......
*UNI:Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua:-)
*k.G: class me enter h0ny se phly Ma'am may i come....
*UNI:bina btae he mobile kan se lga k cls se bhr:-P
*k.g: bag me hr sbjct ki buk & copy.....
*UNI: yar aik paper to phar k dae :-D
*K.G: clas tst me star.....
*UNI:Full mOOn hi naseeb h0ta hy yar

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!
classic example for students of different age
groups :-

1st to 3 rd stndard- hey I studied everything
for exam...
4th to 6th std- Hey that Question was very
hard so I dint read that..

6th to 10th std- hey read only important

10 th to 11 th std- abe 4 chapters r enough....

12 th- saale whch exam is 2day...

Engineering/medical students - Oh ! exam aaj tha ....
Kamino bataya kyon nahi ..??
Why we don’t study whole year, and study at the last momet of EXAM time?
The answer is.
Sahil ki khamoshiyon mein to koi bhi kashtiyan chala leta hai..
Par Tufan mein kashtiyan chalane ka maza hi kuch aur hai…