Pressure On Brain Is Inversely Proportional

Pressure On Brain Is Inversely Proportional
Pressure On Brain Is Inversely Proportional To The Number Of Days Left For Exams

Keeping The Syllabus Constant

Zubaida Apa’s 1st Law Of Tension
  

Mar, 25 2014     145 chars (1 sms)     4211 views       Exam

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Knw Wat It Feels Lyk While Xamz?

Tick Tock
Mind Block
Pen Stop
Eyes Up
Tym Shock
Jaw Drop
No Luck
Tym''s Up
Oh Fu#K
Xams Suck
Stil Good Luck
No doubt exams r a matter of luck,

how?

"coz the checker throws the papers on the ceiling fan, which one is droped on his checking table is regarded as pass"

Kyun hai na matter of luck
classic example for students of different age
groups :-

1st to 3 rd stndard- hey I studied everything
for exam...
......
4th to 6th std- Hey that Question was very
hard so I dint read that..

6th to 10th std- hey read only important
questions...

10 th to 11 th std- abe 4 chapters r enough....

12 th- saale whch exam is 2day...

Engineering/medical students - Oh ! exam aaj tha ....
Kamino bataya kyon nahi ..??
1st Line 2 Be Writeen In Exams:

"All The Answers Written Below Are Imagnary And Work Of My Creative Mind. Any Resemblence To Text Book Is Unintentional And Purely Accidental...
Teacher:
pani ka formula batao
student:
h2MgClNaClHnO3H2SO4.
Teacher:
stupid,ye kia hai??
student: sir ye selaab ka pani hai
Exams are like girl friends
- difficult 2 understand
- too many questions
- more explanations are needed
And results are most of the time failure...
NEW Xam Pattern::

General Students ::Ans All The Ques..

OBC :: Ans Any Ques....


SC :: Just Read All Ques

ST :: Thanx For Cuming To Exams...
My Nights r going SleepLess,
My Days r going UseLes,
I hv becom SpeachLess,
So,
I asked My Heart;
is it Love?
Heart replied

"Na Putr Paper a gaye ne.."
Recite SURAH QALAM Complete And SURAH AMBIYA (Ayah 79 To 91)

A Day Before Ur Exam Paper.They Have Miraculuos Effects.

Forward To Everyone U Want To Help For Better Result.
Cheating in exams is the best exercise
for your reflexes,
your eyes roll to see the answer sheet of your seatmate!
Your ears become sensitive,
even to the softest whispers to get what your
seatmate says!
Your neck stretches either ways to
search for clues!
Your hand copies the answer
faster than ever!
Your feet kicks the chair of
your classmate to let him/her know
that you want to copy!
It''s the best way to make urself healthy,
so ROCK ON Yoo CHEATERS!;-)
Jab Question Paper ho out of Control.
Answer sheet ko kr k Fold....
Answer sheet ko kr k Fold.
Aeroplane bana k bole!
All will fail!

Student kia jane Result kia hoga?

Marks milegay ya Zero pe Tie ho ga.
Toh Girl Friend ghuma... Paisa Ura.
Paisa Ura k bole.
Papa All is Well!!
itni shidat se maine pass hone ki koshish ki hay


k har teacher nay mujhay marks dene ki sazish ki hay


yeh exam bhi apni filmo ki tarha hotay hain



end mai sab kuch acha ho jata hai


HAPPY
.......ENDINGS