Pressure On Brain Is Inversely Proportional

Pressure On Brain Is Inversely Proportional
Pressure On Brain Is Inversely Proportional To The Number Of Days Left For Exams

Keeping The Syllabus Constant

Zubaida Apa’s 1st Law Of Tension
  

Mar, 25 2014     145 chars (1 sms)     4637 views       Exam

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Rocking quote by a tired student:
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I want a 6 month vacation…
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twice in a year.
Xams are there,

at the paper u stare;

the answer is nowhere,

which makes u pull ur hair.

The teachers make u glare,

the grades r not fair,

but just like the past 20 yrs,

WE DONT CARE !!
classic example for students of different age
groups :-

1st to 3 rd stndard- hey I studied everything
for exam...
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4th to 6th std- Hey that Question was very
hard so I dint read that..

6th to 10th std- hey read only important
questions...

10 th to 11 th std- abe 4 chapters r enough....

12 th- saale whch exam is 2day...

Engineering/medical students - Oh ! exam aaj tha ....
Kamino bataya kyon nahi ..??
Result Aa Gaya

























Aisa Majak Engg Students K Sath Na Karen.
Janlewa Ho Sakta Hai

Student Union Dwara Janhit Me Zari..!
Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…
exams are the part of our daily routine life,







so ghabraney kee baat naheen jo kam aaj naheen huwa kal sahee
Lets Play A GAME..

Its Very Interesting..

Ready?

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2

1


START..

Kia Start?

Kameenay Parh Lay
Her Waqt Khelne Ki Pari Rehti Hai.

Exams Horahe Hain
Ideal to write on ans sheet:
Answers given below r imaginary & result of pure fiction. Any resemblance to text book is unintentional & purely co-incidental ;->
~SUNO~ Aisa nhi krty "Jb paper aata hi na ho to ink zaya nhi krty"
~SUNO~ Jb nakal ka chance ho
to phir prha nhi krty"

~SUNO jb dost laaik ho apna,
to booti laya nhi krty.

Suno examinr ko galiyaan dete hen,
sir pe charhaya nhi krty.

Suno yahaan ka system ulta hy,
jo gues me hun swal wo aya nhi krty.

Suno ye boht hassaas ghari hoti hy,
dost ko paper me azmaya nhi krty.

~SUNO~ jb paper ata ho,
kisi ko dikhaya nhi krty...
issi waja sey koi boht khass ho gya,
issi waja sey koi boht khass ho gya,




cheating karwaney sey wo fail aur pappoo pass ho gya
tney bharam tootey they ik aur bharam toot gya,






ussee subject pas huwa jis ka paper mujh sey chooot gya
Aeroplane
Wright Brothrs

Cycle
Macmillan

Telephone
Graham Bell

Telescope
Galileo

Exams











Saale Ko Dhundo Re, Pakad K Marenge