Teacher : kisi aisi jgha ka name

Teacher : kisi aisi jgha ka name
Teacher : kisi aisi jgha ka name
btao jha bht sary log ho phir b ap
akely feel karty ho..
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Student : examination hall .
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Alone
_/ \_ .....students rock teacher shoc
  

Jan, 06 2014     176 chars (2 sms)     4074 views       Exam

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Tips to be Successful in exams,
1-khud aitmadi k saath paper attempt karein
2-koshish kar k baat apney ilfaz mein byan karein
3-ghup marein aisee jo haqeeqat ko touch kar k jaati ho.




In the whole tumharey bus kee baat naheen, so keep on enjoying cheating
Pressure On Brain Is Inversely Proportional To The Number Of Days Left For Exams

Keeping The Syllabus Constant

Zubaida Apa’s 1st Law Of Tension
If In Exam U Have One Of Question About Me
Then How Will U Define Me In Some Words ?
Ur Answer Shud Be Based On Truth, Reply Me Now
~ MY SECRET OF SUCCESS ~

1: Kabhi top na karo verna log tum se jallney laggen gen.

2: Humesha late class mein jao is tarah har teacher tumhein yaad rakhe ga.

3: Agar cheating ka chance ho to kabhi parh kar na jao.

4: Ziyada parhney se time zaya hota hai aur time zaya karna gunah hai.

5: Kabhi viva na do Kyun Ke beizzati ke Do(2) number se izzat ke Zero(0) ache.

~BEST OF LUCk~ ~~
Students While Studying For Exams

-Books n Notes Open


-Highlighting Sentences



-Pen In Mouth


-Blank Page




-Eating Drinking



-Turning Pages




-Readin ''Headings''


-Thinkin About Where To Start From

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Texting Friends
Oye Kitna Hua? Mujhy Bht Tension Ho Rahi Hy
Plz Pray For Me =P ;)
Warriors. Wakeup..

It’s Time 4 D Battle!

Refill Ur Pens,
Clear D Dust 4m Ur Txt Books,
C Ur Syllabus & Plan Ur Zones..

War Begins In 17 Days..!
Attitude of a ''STUDENT''

"This Exam Is Tooo Easy For Me.
How Could The Examiner Make Such Easy Paper.
I''ll Give Him Another Chance To Challenge Me" =P =D
Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:
University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao!

Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey!

Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
ek momin ki taraf se salaam.

Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam!

Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola..
Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam!
Aeroplane
Wright Brothrs

Cycle
Macmillan

Telephone
Graham Bell

Telescope
Galileo

Exams











Saale Ko Dhundo Re, Pakad K Marenge
Exams k ek din pehle mujhe hosh aya

socha meine bohot or cheating karne ka plan banaya

bathroom me kardi meine cheating ki setting

or ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting

Exam paper dekh k meri ankhon k aage andhera chaya

kia bataon ''JAn|x'' paper tha physics or mei chemistry le aya... ;->
Tamam stuDntz sy appeaL hy k wo apny apny result sy phly
GHAR Ki sB chaplz , jharu nd waiper chupa dyn.
A msg 4rm



''SSF''






''SAVE STUDENTS FEDERATION'' ;->
jab b paper attempt kar k uthney lago to dua manga karo k

"Ya Allah jis k pass mera paper jaye uss kee biwi maekey gaye ho, uss k bachey bahar khailney ghaye hon aur ussey checking k waqt koi bill wasool na ho"
Ameen