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Is liye Jin ko Samajh aa Gaya hai
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Is liye Jin ko Samajh aa Gaya hai
Is liye Jin ko Samajh aa Gaya hai
'February ko Valentine's Day hota Hai!
Aur 14 November ko Children Day.
Dono Dates mein 9 Mahinon ka Faraq Hai..
Is liye Jin ko Samajh aa Gai he Wo Forward karein Aur Baki Cartoon dekhein.:-)'
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Aug, 27 2012
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Psycho the Rapist or Psychotherapist
SARDAR goes to library & asks for a book:
"Psycho the Rapist"
Librarian searches for half an hour & comes back,slaps him & says
"Psychotherapist" saalay...
woh haath me leke hilate hai 'Jinke paas hai...
woh haath me leke hilate hai,
jinke paas nahi hai...
woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai
BOLO KYA?
Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH'
suno
Suno!
Mehsoos karo,
Badal ki Garaj,
Bijli ki chamak,
Barish ki ek ek bond,
Tum se Cheekh cheekh kar
Keh rahi hai,
**Ab toh naha lo..
There Iz Nothing Greater
Beautiful Quote..There Iz Nothing Greater Dan Parents In Dis World.
So Go Get Married Fast And Bcome Parents.
Think Different
Do Different:-D..
App Mujhay Aik jaga
App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?
Malooum hai kahan Se ?
DOOR SE
BOy mein 18 saal ka hOOn
'BOy: mn 18 sal ka hOn, aur tum?Girl: mn b 18 ki.Boy: tu chal na.Girl: sharma k, kahan?BOy: vOte dene!SOch badlO mulk badly ga"'
Smile Is The 2nd Best Thing
Smile Is The 2nd Best Thing U Do With Ur Lips.
Of Course You Know The First One... :-D
It's Keeping Ur Mouth Shut. :-P
But I Like The Way U Think! ;-)
Larki jub saray kapray
Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo... ;->
Girls misuse it
Girls misuse it!
Anger robs it!
Models sell it!
Photogrphs cage it!
Doctors advice it!
Death freezes it!
Artists create it!
That''s SMILE
Keep Smiling..
pahlay hat ma lo
pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mal lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uf
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna
Pehlay gallay lagao
Pehlay gallay lagao
phir kiss karo
phir bistar pe litaao
phir neechay haath laga ke check karo
agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do
TERi lita k lu
TERi lita k lu?
Ya bitha k lu?
Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
ya tujhe karun khara ?
ya teri jhuka k lu?
Ab tu hi bata k main teri
PHoto
kaise lon?
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