Umeed hai is Saal Bacha Nikal hi Jayega

Umeed hai is Saal Bacha Nikal hi Jayega

'School mein 1 FAIL Student K Papa
Class Teacher se:

Madam! Thora Aap Tight Rakho,
Thora Main Zor Lagata hun, Umed hy is Saal Bacha Nikal hi Jayega.'
  

Aug, 27 2012     154 chars (1 sms)     846 views       Double Meaning

more Double Meaning SMS Messages

What''s An Average 6 Inch Long

Inside A Guy''s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?






A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!

Always Think POSITIVE
SARDAR goes to library & asks for a book:
"Psycho the Rapist"
Librarian searches for half an hour & comes back,slaps him & says
"Psychotherapist" saalay...
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?

pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain

pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?

pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain
BHARWA
.



BHARWA







BHARWA



BHARWA
jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi
.
.
.
.
Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =P ;)
1 Aadmi ny rat ko ghr jaty huay aik bht khubsort jwan lrki ko lift di,

Achank rsty main boht tez tofani barish shuro ho gai or un dono ko aik hotel main Room lena pra,

Itfaq sy room b sirf aik he khali tha,

Dono so gay or subha uth kr apny apny ghr chly gay.

MORAL:
mery sms gandy nahi hoty...
Wo kiyA hAi??
JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi??




U Dirty MiNd





AnswEr hAi

.
















BethA
huA

.



BAkrA ... :p ;->

'Girl: Wat do u like in me?

Boy: Those two white big balls having black dots on it.

Girl: Whatttt?

Boy:Yes i Like ur eyes.'
Haath Main Lo Tou Dabane Ko Dil Kerta Hy





Dabalo Tou Choosne Ko Dil Kerta Hy





Choos Lo Tou Dil Nahi Bharta





Q k








Q k







Saal main Ek Hii baar Tou Aata Hai AAAM . . .

HaPpY SumMer SeAsOn . . . ;->
Boy: Kesa Feel Kar Rahi Ho?

Girl: Kal Raat To Had Hogai.

Uff, 2 Ghantay, Meri To Jaan He Nikal Gai.

Saray Kapray Geely Ho Gaye Thy.

Pehle To Ek Ghanta Karte They.
Magar Kal To 2 Ghantay Tak Saans He Nahi Aai.


1 Ghanta B Bohat Tha.



Ye 2 Ghanta Ki


Load Shedding To Jaan He Nikaal Deti Hai.
Ive got ur bak & uve got mine.
ill help u out netime.
2 see u hurt 2 $ee u cry
.make$ me weep & wanna die.
ill b right here til d end.co$ ur my love & my bestfriend.....
To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it "IN"
she pushes it.
!!!!
True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!
Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

?
Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo... ;->