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WHAT DID BANTA
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WHAT DID BANTA
WHAT DID BANTA
Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL? A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.
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Q : Sana ne Without any reason train ki Zanjeer kehnch dii But ause koi Fine nahi Hova Kaise ????
Ans : Kyonke Train Station Pe Khari Hoi Thi LOLxx. Funny Answer :)
Correction Day
Correction Day
Tell Me 1 Bad Thing
That You Have Found
In Me & You Want Me
To Correct?
This Would Help Me To
Improve Myself This Year
Reply Is Must &
be Honest
Hai Dum To Jawab
Hai Dum To Jawab BHEJO.
Is Sentence Ko English Me Translate Karo.
" Ganje Ki Maang Me Sindoor "
Its A Challange 4 U... ;->
An aeroplane carrying
An aeroplane carrying 40 people crashed over d Atlantic ocean,
wd every single person being killed
Yet 2 passengers survived
How is this possible?
If U Know The Answer Than SMS me On Ma #
U''ll get:
U''ll get:
A=a new frnd
D=gud result
G=a lover
J=nothing
M-lots of happiness
P=ur marriage
T=success
W=lots of money
Today''s Game!q
Today''s Game!
Aapka Or Mera Rishta.
Plz Select Any 1 Number.
445, 663, 999, 881,
554, 336, 000, 118.
Reply is Must.
999: Khubsurat Ehsaas
000: Best Friend
445: Sincerity
554: Time Pass
663: G/F, B/F
336: Dil k Rishta
881: Love
118: Dhoka.
It,S A Challnge 4 U
It,S A Challnge 4 U
Phansi Ka Time Fajar K Bad Aur Soraj Niklne Se Pehle Kyu Fix Kiya Gya Hai?
Kisi Aur Time Pe Phansi Kyu Ni Dete Hn?
Reply With Solid Reason
If God Stop
If God Stop Considerin Sin For One Day...
What Would Ya Do On That Day??
Don''t Lie To Me N Reply,,,
agar har dil pyar
agar har dil pyar karta hai to log issey burra kyun samjhatey hein?
Agar pyar mein taqat hoti hai to log izhar sey kyun dartey hein.
Agar pyar k koi mazhab naheen hota to log mehboob ko sirf apna kyun kehtey hein?
Reply Guys.
The Gossip Game!
The Gossip Game!
Send Me The Fourth Message In Ur Inbox
No Matter Wat It Says.
No Cheating! Then Forward This To Ppl
& See How Many Weird Messages You Get.
LUX: HOT
LUX: HOT
REXONA: ROMaNTIC
DETOL: FIGHTER
SAFEGARD: CARING
TIBBAT: MOODY
CAPRY: UGLY
HOOR: GUDLUKING
LETHERE: CHARMING
DOVE: SELFish... ;->
Choose a # 4 me
Choose a # 4 me...
Dekhte hain aap mujh se kya kehna chahtey ho lekin keh nhi pa pa rahe hain.
11
22
33
44
55
66
77
88
99
00
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