A reasent studdi haz

A reasent studdi haz
A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?
  

Jun, 10 2010     133 chars (1 sms)     5800 views       Q n A

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Q. WHAT DOES 98 STAND FOR IN WINDOWS 98? A. IT STANDS FOR NUMBER OF TIMES IT HANGS IN A DAY.
Q : Duniya Ke Woh 2 kon se Juram hain jo Paya Takmeel Tak Poonch jaye tu Duniya ki Koi taqaat (Power) Saza (punishment) nahi de sakti ,ager woh Na Mukamal ( uncompelte ) rahay tu Saza de ja sakti hai ???

Ans : 1- Sucide and 2- Bar Saray Iqtidar ( Become Prisident of Country as like Musharaf )
Q: Agar Aapki Wife / Husband So Gaye Hain Aur Aapki Birthday Hai To Aap Us Pe Kya Karengy?

1. Naraz Ho Kar Beth Jaogay?

2. Muaf Kardo Gy?

3. Us Se Koi Gift Mango Gy?

4. Usko Kiss Karne Ko Kahogy?

5. Ya Bus Chup Ho Kar Beth Jaogy?

Reply Me.
Dost -
Pyar -
Khwab -
Dua -
Khwaish -
Nafrat -
Yaad -

In Words Ko Parho
Aur Har Word K Aage
Wo Likho Jo Aap K Dil Me
Aata Hy In Word Ko Dekh k
Reply Must
Apne kabi kisi khusrey ka janaza parha
dekha ya suna ho

Agar Nahin to khusray ki mayyat Kidher jati hi?
reply must
1 ladke ne 1 ladki se uska nema pucha to ladki ne kaha meri skuti ke piche likha he
6.1
6.3
6.2
2.1
dimag ho to ladki ka nam batao.
Only for inteligent
Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS? A. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD
Some try to hide, some try to cheat, but time will show, we always will meet.
Try as you might, to guess my name, I promise you''ll know, when you I do claim.
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Ans: Death!
Q : Yaara (11) Hazar , yaara soo (100) Yaara Ruppeeee .... Numbers main lekh kar dekhay ???

Ans : Most Interesting sawal hai ... ais mai Yaara (11) Hazar , yaara soo (100) Yaara Ruppeeee .... Numbers main lekh kar dekhay ???


tu aise lekhe jaye gaye --> 12111
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1:Apko sbse zyada sms snd krne wale ka nam?

2:Apko apke msgs ka fast reply kon krta hai?

3:Apko preshan dekh k kon zyada preshan hota hy?

4:Apka ideal?

5.Apko gusa ks bat p ata hai?

6.ap k 4bst frnds k nam jin ko ap kabi nhi khona chahtay hon?
1 ___
2 ___
3 ___
4 ___

7:Apky dushman ka nam?

8:im urz?

10:ek khwahish jis k poora hone tk znda rhna chahte hai?

11:chahna acha lgta hai ya chahe jana?

Reply honestly and fast.

1:, Eik Din K Leiy P.M Of P@Kistan Bane To Kya Karo Ghy?
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2:,1 Din K Leiy Jannt Mley To Kis K Sath Selibarit Karna Chaho Ghy ?
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3:,Dil Aur Demaag Main Mutazad Ho To Kis Ko Mano Ghy ?
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4:,1 Raat K Leiy Agar Sharab , Shabab Aur Kabab Main Se 1 Ko Chunna Ho To Kis Ko Chuno Ghy?
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5:,Khud Se B Zeyada Jis Par Barosa Ho Wahi Dhoka De Jaie To Kya Kar Ghy ?
Ans:Reply Me Must.
What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it?
You can''t buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library?
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ans: telephone book!