Woh Kon si cheez

Woh Kon si cheez
Q : Woh Kon si cheez hai jiss ko Zarorat ke waqt Pehnak detay hain , Oor jab aus ki zarorat nahi hoti tu utha kar rakh letay hain ???


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Jun, 10 2010     178 chars (2 sms)     2207 views       Q n A

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A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere. And no, he didn''t miss and he wasn''t Superman or any other caped crusader. How did he do this?
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Ans: He shot a mirror.
Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come. . . ?.
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The Answer Is "Grand father, father, son "
Chor Ki Biwi Ka Bhai Apka Mamoo Lagta Hai To Chor Se Apka Kaya Rishta Hua ??
What''s The Correct answer . . . ? ? ?
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The Answer Is " Father "

How ?? :

ChoR Ki BiWi = Ur MoM
MoM Ka BhAi = MaMmOo
AuR ChOr = FaThEr
woh kya hai k jo siyastdan awam ko, shoha biwi ko, bachey waldain ko aur sarkarni naukar sarkar ko lagatey hein?



"Chooona"
1.ek dusrey k lye baney hain
2.nice couple
3.bus theek hi hai
4.wah!kya jodi hai
5.Behen bhai lagtey hain
6.bht paindu couple hai
7.bhoot aur bhootni ki jodi hai.
Fill in the blank with yes or NO only.
_______I M NOT A Male.
Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena
SeLeCT oNE SoAp ...

N KnoW AbOuT Ur PArtnEr...

1: LUX

2: REXONA

3: DETOL

4: SAFEGARD

5: TIBBAT

6: CAPRi

7: HOOR

8: LETHERE

9: DOVE

ReplY MuST.... ;->
Aik Larkay Ka Mamoon
Aik Larki Ka Mamoon
Ka Mamoon Hai Batian

Larkay Aur Larki Ka Kia Rishta Howa?
Slct 1 day den i''ll tell u meaning of dis dayz:::

Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Plz Fil This 4 Me
Koi Achai:
Koi Burai:
1 Advice:
1 Rquest:
1 Wish:
1 Jhot:
1 Sach:
1 Umeed:
1 Bat Jo Pehle Kbi Na Kahi Ho
B Frank & True.
Plz..Ok Reply Me
Insaani Jism mein kul kitney jord hotey hein?






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