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O pakistanio
bus main latak kar aanay walo
light ke beghair rehnay walo
deshat gardi bardasht karne walo
har chees pe etra text dene walo
40 ka petrol 108 main kharidne walo
selab ka imdadi maal dobara market se lene walo
shehr ki light ka bill apne ghar se dene walo
sania ko bhabhi kehne walo
muni ko badaam kane walo
english ke paper main calculator le janay walo
ganje ko wazir banay walo
call center wali larki se baat karke khush honay walo
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meri taraf se sab ko
ADVANCE EID MUBARAK
Kuch Barhami Hai Zara Is Noor-E-Ain Main
Milta Hai Iztiraab Yunhi Dil K Chain Main
selaab Dekhta Hoon Tou Ata Hai Ye Khyal
Pani Bhatak Raha Hai Talash-E-HUSAIN Main..
Teacher:
pani ka formula batao
student:
h2MgClNaClHnO3H2SO4.
Teacher:
stupid,ye kia hai??
student: sir ye selaab ka pani hai
Meine kaha pyar mein kuch bhi kar sakta hun Daaaaarling...
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Usne muskra ke kaha:WATAN CARD to dilwa do Qk hamare shahar mein bhi selaab aaya tha.
Ghar Bhi Suna Hay Mere Deed K Aangan K Tarha ..

Loot Kar Waqat Na Aaya Mere Bachpan Ki Tarha ..

Par Tere Zulf Mere Bahty Huway Aasqoon Mien ..

Kisi selaab Mien Bahti Huwi Nagin Ki Tarha ..

Kar K Ghayal Mujhy Us Ka Bhi Bura Haal Huwa ..

Us Ki Zulfien Bhi Na Suljhien Meri Uljhan Ki Tarha ..

Aur Mujh Ko Ghurbat Na Dasa Us Ko Doolat Ki Hawas ..

Bik Gaya Who Bhi Baharhall Mere Fun Ki Tarha ..
selaab Dekhta Hoon Tou Hota Hai Ye Gumaan

Paani Phirta Hai Talash-e-Hussain Main . . .
Kuch barhami hai zara is noor-e-ain main
Milta hai iztiraab yunhi dil k chain main
selaab dekhta hoon tou ata hai ye khyal
Pani bhatak raha hai talash-e-HUSAIN main
Ishq karnay kay bhi kuch aadab hotay hain
Khule ankhoun main bhi kuch khuab hotay hain
Har koi roo kay dekhai yeh zarori to nahi
Khushk ankhoun main bhi selaab hotay hain...
Sochta hoon k usay neend bhi aati ho gee
Ya meri tarah ashq bahati ho gee
Woh meri shakal mera naam bholanay wali
Apni tasveer say kya aankh milati ho gee
Is zameen par bhi hai selaab meray ashqon say
Meray matam ki sada arsh hilati ho gee
Ghamon k selaab Tu Pehle Bhi Bardasht kr Lete Thy ''ALI''

Par Ab Tu Ek Katray Se Bhi AankhAin Bheegh jati hAin
Suna Hai...

JungaLo Ka Bi Koyi Dastoor Hota Hai

Suna Hai

Sher Ka Jab Paitt Bhar Jaye

To Wo HamLa Nahi Karta

Suna Hai

Hawa K Taiz Jhonkay Jab Darakhto Ko HiLatay Hain

To Mena Apnay Ghar Ko BhooL Kar

Kawway K Ando Ko Paro Mai Thaam Leti Hai

Suna Hai

GhonsLay Se Jab Koyi Baccha Giray

To Sara JungLe Jaag Jata Hai

Suna Hai

Koyi PuL Toot Jaye Aur selaab Aa Jaye

To Kisi Lakri K Takhtay Per

GuLehri, Saanp, Cheeta Aur Bakri Sath Hotay Hain

Suna Hai

JungaLo Ka Bi Koyi Dastoor Hota Hai

KHUDA-e-MUNSIF-o-AKBAR !

Hamaray MuLk Mai Ab JungaLo Ka He Koyi Dastoor Nafiz Kar...
I Thought Of Suicide Went 2 Railway Trak but got ur SmS & aftr Reading it I thought of Life, U Inspired Me
Coz
If A uselass Person Like U Is Alive Y Shud I Die?? :-D