Kapre SMS Messages35 messages

Reporter: Hakumat ne Sawat & Malakand mutasareen ka bohat help kya
Khana, Pani, Kapre, Camp ko sab kuch dya.




Pathan: Khak help kya! Hukumat ne NASWAR to behja he nhi.
Every women faces two major problems
When ever she open womenher almari
Pen nu Kapre vi koi ni te rakhan nu jagah vi koi nh
Sardarni ne sardar se kaha me Kapre nichor nichor ker thak gye hun mujhe ek spinner chahiye

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Sardar doosre din Shahid Afridi le aaya
Waldai''n ki Faryaad Aulaad k Naam

Jis Din Tum Humei''n Boorha Dekho

Sabr Krna
Aur
Humei''n Samajhney ki Koshish Krna

Jab Hum Khaatey Huey Gandagi Kare''n
Aur
Apne Gandey Kapre Badal Na Sake''n Tou
Wo Waqt Yaad Krna
Jab Hum Tumhary Gandey Kaprey Badalty Thay.

Jab Hum Koi Baat Bhuul Jaye''n Tou Hum Pr Tanz Na Krna Aur
Apna Bachpan Yaad Krna.

Jab Hum Boorhey Ho kr Chal Na Paye''n Tou Humara Sahara Ban''na
Aur
Apna Pehla Qadam Yaad Krna.... !!
FAKE FRIENDS: dnt worry evrythng vl b alright

REAL FRIENDS:
galti ki ha ab bhugat.hr jaga zalel hi krwae


FAKE FRIENDS:u r lookng dashing

REAL FRIENDS:
kbi dhang k Kapre b pehen lia kr,
hamesha malang hi bna raen


FAKE FRIENDS:Ur dress z cool

REAL FRIENDS:Kis se le k pehna ha


FAKE FRIENDS:Its alright i''ll pay

REAL FRIENDS:Tera wallet ghr re gya hoga
tuney mra walet jo dekh lia ha.
ab tje apna kahan nazr ae ga.
"DECEMBER JAB BHi AATA HAi"

wo pagli phir se
beetay mosam ko,
yad krti he

poraNe cards parhti hai,
k jis maiN oss Ne likha tha,
MAiN LOTOON GA DECEMBER MEiN

Naye Kaprey baNati hai,

wo sara ghar sajati hai,
DECEMBER k har aik diN ko,
wo giN giN ker bitati he.

jooN hi 15 gozarti hai,

wo kch kch toot jati hy,

magar phir b,
poraNi albums ko khol ker,
maazi ko bolati he.

Nahi maloom ye oss ko,
K beete waqt ki khoshiyaaN,
bohot takleef deti haiN!
mehiz dil ko jalati haiN.

yooN hi diN beet jate haiN!
DECEMBER lot jata he.

magr wo khosh feham larki,
dobara se caleNdar maiN,
DECEMBER k mahiNe k safey ko
mor ker

phir se
DECEMBER k sehar maiN dob jati he!

k akhir os Ne likha tha,

"MAiN LOTOON GA DECEMBER MAiN"
Tumhari Yaad Me Is Qadar Rotey Hain.


Tumhari Yaad Me Is Qadar Rotey Hain.


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Parosi Bhi Humare Aansu Se Kapre or Bartan Dhote Hain.
Arz Kiya Ha

Dar dar phirte han gam-e-ishq k maare

Wah wah

Dar dar phirte han gam-e-ishq k maare

Laa.do k lashkaraee
Jagg magg Kapre sarae;-
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika Sherawat?

Dono ne Kaprey utaar diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosrey ne Deshwasion ke liye!
Laado de lashkare jag mag Kapre sare!

O laaD0 sabun...
O laaDo sabun...

Ye Comercial BREAK Tha


Now
Continue Ur Work :-
''*I
*Miss
*You


Tumhari Yaad mein hum is Qadar Rote hain


Tumhari Yaad mein is Qadar Rotey hain


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Parosi b Hamare Aansuon se Kapre or Bartan Dhote Hen''
''"Main Kal ja Raha Tha"
K Meri Chappal Toot Gayi
Ab Chappal To Mochi Seeta Hai
Seeta To Darzi Bhi Hai
Darzi To Kapre Seeta Hai
Kapre To Rangeen Hote Hein
Hai
Safaid To Dhoodh Bhi Hota Hai
Dhoodh To Bhens Deti Hai
Bhens To Kali Hoti Hai
Kala To Bangali Bhi Hota Hai
Bangali To Pan Khata Hai
Pan To Lal Hota HRangeen To Lota Bhi Hota Hai
Lota To Bathroom Mein Hota Hai
Bathroom Mein To Nal Bhi Hota Hai
Nal To Lohe Ka Hota Hai
Lohe Ki To Istri Bhi Hoti Hai
Istri''