kudiya ta lakhan ne

kudiya ta lakhan ne
kudiya ta lakhan ne par dil tere te aaya hoya,
chad mein duiya da pyar, sohniye pyar tera kamaya hoya hai,
hun ta tere darshan karan nu jee karda tere uth k tadke ni,
pind chad chandigarh le laye dakhle ik tere karke ni.
  

Jun, 11 2010     224 chars (2 sms)     2622 views       Punjabi

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Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai,
par saale nashe patte ne mittran
di sehat down jehi karti.
Tera mera jor v ki
May ek gharib da putar,
Tu ik afsar di tee.
Tera mera jor v ki
May te kokay pe sigrat ponka,
Tusi KFC wich chanwa pee,
Tera mera jor v ki
May ek shirt no do do panwa,
Tera sout ye panji tee,
Tera mera jor v k
Dil karda e usde kol aake ruk jawaan,

usdi bahaan de vich ja ke mukk jawaan,

hanju (tear) ban ke niklaan usdiaan akhaan da,

par gallaan te usdi aa ke suk jawaan


jad pakka yaar vairi akh naal takan lag jaave,
jad ek ghar vich alag alag roti pakkan lag jaave,
ena vich ki kaaran ho sakda khatai da,
menu ta lagda ek kudi te duja paisa hai mukh kaaran ladai da.
Munda : Kash Rabb ne manu brush banaya hunda ta main tere
mooh vich firda.

Kude : Aagar thora vadda banaya hunda te flush vich firda.
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!
Neend Di Goli Kha Lay Changa Rahy Ga
Sochan Kolon Jan Chura Lay Changa Ray Ga
Fcs Mbbs Masters Kar K Ki Hasil
Dahi Pallay Di Rehri La Le Changa Ray Ga
Sano ishq dy wich bayhaal
na kar,

Sadi zaat da zara khyaal
tay kar,

ik message kar dy sajna way,


Bayshak sano tu call na kar... ;->
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu, teri yaad ne mobile fada dita, Message likhde likhde space muki, assi overwrite alloweed la dita, yaara mereya message reply karin, assi apna farz nibha dita
¤-Jidon CHAND di CHANDI muk javay...

¤-Jidon NEHAR da PANI sukh javay...

¤-Jidon HAR dharkan RUK javay...

¤-Koi PATTA charna jadon BHUL javay...

¤-Jidon SURAJ charna BHUL javay...

"TAY SAMAJ LAI ASI TENU BHUL GAYE AYAN..."

*MISS*
*U*
*INNA*
*TUSSI*
*SOCHAYA*
*NA*
*JINNA*

(SACHHI MUCHHI)
tun rona eein sanu hasan wastey,
saddey utoon sadqey waree jan wastey,


tenu kehney aan murd ja hon wee assi rahee ooon,
asan tur jana to rehna wey fir pachtan wastey