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A Sardar & his wife

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.

Wife Running After

wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

LOVE IS LIFE

LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
wife IS KNIFE

and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

HUSBAND and WIFE

HUSBAND and wife are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

Husband asks:

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

wife says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?

What is the Difference Between Mother & wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.

Wife : Do you want dinner?

wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
wife : Yes and no.

What is the difference

What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,
wife is duy,

Saali is passion,
wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,
wife is earth quake…:p

Husband aur Wife Hotel

Husband aur wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo?”
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

Husband 2 Wife

Husband 2 wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
wife remains silent ……

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
wife : Abbe gin ne to De….

Husband & wife

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Husband & wife

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

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