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A Man Goes For Fishing,&



Catches A Big Fish..


He Comes Home & Asks His wife To CoOk Da Fish..


wife says: "How To Cook,
There is No Gas,No Electricity,No Wheat".

Man Goes And Puts The Fish Back in The Water...


Fish Comes Up To The Surface And Shouts:



"Geo Musharaf";-
College is for knowledge
knowledge is for life.
life is for wife and wife is a knife which cut ur life so never choose ur wife in college life,,;->
Who Is Diplomate ? ? ?

A Diplomate Is 1 Who Forget To Wish His wife On Her Birthday


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Later Telss ''''How U Expect Me 2 Remember Ur B''day When U Never Look Older'''' ;->
Molvi;muje wife k liya
brazier chahiay.


Shopkeeper;size kai hai?

Molvi ;size to maloom nahi, per us k purani brazier se meri 2 topiy ban gai hain.->
Height of embarrasment



Man sitting wid his wife in bar,another lady comes 2his wife &
says: PAISE PEHLE LE LENA,YE AADMI BAADME LAFDA KARTA HAI :p
Ek Pathan BLOOD K Baare Main Book Parh Raha Tha

wife Ne Poocha Aaj Ye Kyun Parh Rahe Ho ? ? ?


Pathan:
Mujhe Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Kal Mera BLOOD TEST Hai . . . ;->
A pathan & his wife were waiting for train.
Itne me KHYBER MAIL aa gai.
khan bhag k train me charha or apni wife se bola: Jab KHYBER FEMALE aye to aajana . . . ;->
Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she would drive today for the office.

wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!

Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein”!!
The fight we had last night was my fault,


my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.
A Punjab Policeman notices his wife stealing Rs 500 note from his pocket

Says to his wife"I caught u red handed"


wife take him to the corner and says"Ghar ki baat hai 100 rupey may nipta lo"
A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.

The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.


The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
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"It really works!"
A goOd wife alwAyz fOrgives hEr HUSBAND wEn
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she‘s WRONG EVEN..!!
lOlz