sharab SMS Messages49 messages

''",.''.UDAAS RAAT''",."''
Badan Thakan se Choor hai,
Par Neend Hum se Door hai,
Tera Kheyal sath hai,
Bari Udaas Raat hai,
Hawa-e-Gham ka zoor hai,
Samandron ka Shor hai,
Judaiyon ki baat hai,
Bari Udas Raat hai,
Har Nazar sharab hai,
Tere Milne ka Khuab hai,

Bari Udaas Raat Hai.
Tere maikhane ka dastoor b ajeeb hai MEER,

sharab unko milti hai jinko Peena nahi aata... ;->
Ishaq ka pehla bab likhti hon,
Zikar husan shbab likhti hon,
Un ki nazron ke teer sehti hon,
Zakham-e-dil ko gulab likhti hon,
Hosh jate hein un ki amad se,
us nazar ko sharab likhti hon,
Mil ke bichre hein jab se wo mujh se,
Zakham sehti hon khawab likhti hon,
Jab se paya he hijar ka lamha,
Bekhudi ka hisab likhti hon,
Rat k un udas lamhon mein, husan walon ka bab likhti hon,
Mein bi pagal hoi hon Tabasam
Mohabat ko azaab likthi hon
kahi chand rahoon mai kho gaya,kehi chandni batak gai,
mai chirag vo b buja hua , meri rat kaisy chamak gai,
meri dastan ka arooj tha ,teri nam palkon ki chayon mai,
mery sath tha tujy jagna , teri ankh kesy chapak gai,
bala hum mily b to kya mily, wohi doorian wohi fasily,
na kabi hamary kadam bhary, na kabi tumhari jijak gai,
tery hath sy mery hont tak wohi intezar ki piyas hai,
mery nam ki jo sharab thi kahi rasty ma chalak gai,
tujy bhool jany ki koshishain kabi kamyab na ho sakin,
teri yad shah-e-gulab hai , jo hawa chali to lachak gai
Dil chahta hai

chori karon
jhoot bolon
sharab peon
rishwat khaon
qatal karon,

aur

jail jaon.


Shayad is tarah kabhi, main bhi president pakistan ban jaon.!
Teachr ne sharab ka nuqsan batane k lye
1 KEERA SHRAB mai dala to wo mar gya.

Techr:Aap Ne Kia Seekha?

stdn:
SHRAB peenay se PAIT k KEERAY mar jatay hain.
"Raks karti hay gardish-e-dauran,

dar khulay hain sharab khano k,

"Chaey peenay ko ab kahan jayen,

Band hotel hoey pathano k."
Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!

Jb WHISKY pite ho to DARLING khte ho,

aaj kya pia hai jo CHURAIL keh rahe ho?
Sardar:Aaj mei hosh mei hon!
''sharab bani to maykhany bany


Husan bana to diwany bany


Koi to baat hai aap main


Unhi to nahi pagal khany bany.''
sharab ek bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatam kar deti hai aao milkar
is bimari ko khatm Karen ek botal tum khatam karo ek botal hum khatam
Sharabi ne Doctor se puchha-Aap meri sharab chuurva sakte ho? Doctor-Han kyun nahi. Sharabi-Toh Punjab Police ne meri 200 bottle pakdi hai. Pls chuurva do na.
Mosam shabab ka,
Nasha sharab ka,
Parda janab ka or rang gulab ka,
in sabme haseen , in sabme Lajawab dekho SMS padne wala "Chehara Janab ka."