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Teachr ne SHARAB
Teachr ne SHARAB
Teachr ne SHARAB ka nuqsan batane k lye
1 KEERA SHRAB mai dala to wo mar gya.
Techr:Aap Ne Kia Seekha?
stdn:
SHRAB peenay se PAIT k KEERAY mar jatay hain.
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May, 25 2010
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When a newly
When a newly wedded man is happy, we understand why. When a man,
after ten years of marriage, is happy, we don''t understand why.
It''s all a question of time!
Young girl praying :
Young girl praying : Please God marry me with intelligent man.
God replied : Thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married.
''1 billi chohe ko
''1 billi chohe ko pakr rhi thi choha bhag bhag kr jb thak gia to bare style se khary ho kr bola!
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."Billo rani kaho to abi jan day don".''
I Feel That Tears
I Feel That Tears Are The Best Frmds . . . They Come To Accompany U When U r Really Happy
N
They r There When U Really Sad, NoOne Wid U . . . They r Always Wid Us
Sir 2 Student
Sir 2 Student
What Is D Similarity B/w Girlfrnd N Mobile ???
Student:- Sir Both R
Diconnected Wen
There Is
"No Currency"
Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar
Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar
Machli Ka Shikar Krny
Jungle Mein Gaya.
Jao Re Tum Bhi PATHAN Nikla,
Joke Tou Uppar Hi Khatam Ho Gaya Tha.. =P ;)
Once "Chhakka"
Once "Chhakka"
Goes To A
"Raymonds Showroom"
Guess Y?
2 Become A COMPLETE MAN
(Shortest Joke)
(Shortest Joke)
Fan: Happy Birthday
Meera: Same To You :-D
Sub cheezen alldin ki nai hoti
Aik admi ko charag mila us ne use ragra dhamaka howa aur wo mar gaya
moral:sub chezen ala din ki nai hoti kuch mujahdin ki bi hoti hain
*Golden Words*
*Golden Words*
''''Jo Paisa De Us E Le
Lo
Aur Jo Na De Us Se
Cheen Lo ...''''
Molana
Asif Ali Zardari
;->
BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS
KARACHI :
Liyari Me Pichly 10-12 Dino''n
Se Bharpur Jashan Ka Sama
Hy, Logo''n K Khna Hy k
Apna Makrani Bhai
U.S.A Ka Sadar Bana Hy.
VAJA OBAMA BALOCH... ;->
histry of pakorey
Histry of Pakorey
Ek Baloach Besan Ki Balls
Oil Mein Dal Raha Tha..
Jab Thori Dair Bad Bhi Wo
Kac''che The To Baloach
Bola
"PAKO REY" .. ;)
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