mother SMS Messages187 messages

Don''t say
You don''t have enough time
You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to
mother Teresa,
Michael Angelo,
Leonardo Da Vinci
And
Albert Einstein ... :)
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!


Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “mother

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “mother
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”
What is the Difference Between mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.
Why Did Lady Throw Out Her mother-In-Law?
Because
Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said
“Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!”


Teacher: Johny,
if your father earned $100,000
and gave half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

Little johny: A heart a attack!
Best sms of the Year.

"a mother makes her son "gentle" in 20 years,

But...


A girl can make him "mental" in 20 sec."

GEO larkio....!!;-)
Teacher:
Translate in urdu
"Aslam Unitted his mother and Sister..


Student:
Aslam ne us ki MAA BEHEN aik kar di...:-D


Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “mother

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “mother
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "mother"

SANTA:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "mother"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With
Our
"WIFE
''Banta is crying loudly.
Banta`s brother asks: Why are you crying?
Banta: My mother died.
Banta`s Brother: What a co-incidence! My mother died too! Boo hoo hoo!''