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Snacks of Humor . . .

1. You can become an engineer if you go to an Engineering college,
But don''t expect to be a President going to the Presidency College!

2. Expect a BUS at a BUS Stop, but Don''t expect a FOOL at FULLSTOP(.)

3. A Mechanical engineer becomes a mechanic
Then why not a software engineer become a software?

4. Find keys in a Key board
But do not expect a mother in mother board.

5. Study anything you want and get a certificate in subject of your studies
But don''t expect a death certificate studying "Dying and Death." :-|
mother : Why arent you doing very well in History?
Son: Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born. ;->
Man saw a snake on bed of his mother-in-law.

Man to snake: Meri saas ko das lay.
Snake: Abay Kya das lay? Main esi say to apna zehar recharge karwata hon.
Best SMS of the year- a mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years, but a girl makes him STUPID in 2 minutes.
hEIGHT of tEcHNoLoGY


No mother in mother bOArd


nO key |N key bOArd
A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room.
Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence.

The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It''s mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn''t say anything ;->
Heigth of fashion



a 6 month old baby asks his mother for.....






low waist diper
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his
mother
in the doctors office.
He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I''m having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She answered, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It''s a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,
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"Then why did you eat him?"
mother : How Was Your First Day At School . . . ? ? ?

Son : It Was All Right Except For Some Men Called "TEACHER"
Who Kept Spoiling All Our Fun . . . ;->
2. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
FunnY BuT tRuE...!

Pakistan is like a fatherless family where Millitary is a young strong
But disobedient son,
Judiciary is like a constrained mother who sides the son to run her house.

Nation is like an aging daughter who is never consulted and remains unmarried

But fucked often.
mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
mother: I know that, but I''m going Hong Kong tomorrow so I''m scolding you now.