marriage SMS Messages141 messages

Select any one colour then I will tell U k aapki shadi kis tarah hogi..
Blue
Green
Pink
orange
red
purple
BlacK

Look result
Blue: Go against ur parents
Green:Love+Arange
Pink:Love marriage
orange:Runner marriage
red:Arrange marriage
purple:wid Friend
BlacK:No marriage
If Ur Ex-Lover Invites To His/Her marriage,

Wat Wud U Like To Gift Him/Her?

Send It To Ur Frdz N Know How Ppl Hav Feelings For Dr Ex-Love, But Reply Me First
U''ll get:
A=a new frnd
D=gud result
G=a lover
J=nothing
M-lots of happiness
P=ur marriage
T=success
W=lots of money
If U Came 2 Knw Abt The Following Evnts,Wt Wil B Ur 1st Reaction
1.My marriage
Ans:
2.My Accident
Ans:
3.My Death
Ans:
4.Gone Abroad
Ans:
5.Seen Wd A B-Frnd
Ans
Santa Shouting 2 His GF

" U Said V Will Do Register

marriage And Cheated Me,

I Was Waiting 4 U

Yesterday Whole Day

In The Post Office...."
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"

SANTA:
Before marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After marriage
We Sleep With
Our
"WIFE
In marriage man and woman become one.

The trouble starts when they try to decide which one
"A TRUE THOUGHT"

"One Who Doesnt Love

A Girl Before His marriage

Can Never Love His

Wife After marriage;-)"

HAPPY UNMARRIED LIFE
A famous writer said"Love is like a long sweet dream" and marriage is an alarm clock..
"so have sweet dreams till ur alarm wakes u up."
HAPPY UNMARRIED LIFE


Before marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage
Now simply read from bottom to top


Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,


American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.

Santa: In India, it is only with a female