Teacher: How Do

Teacher: How Do
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"

SANTA:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With
Our
"WIFE
  

Jun, 09 2010     149 chars (1 sms)     2024 views       Sardar

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Santa Lost His Cheque Book

Bank Manager:
Be Careful,
Anyone Can Put Ur Sign ...

Santa:
Oye, I''m Not A Fool,
I Have Already Signed
All Cheques ... ;->

Frind : Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tum ne Police Ko Q Nai Bataya.

SArdar : Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha,

To Police Walo Ne 15-20 Din CHALA k wapis kia tha...
Sardar Ki Maa

Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se

Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga





Aur





Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se



Sardaar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi

Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear

Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.
Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun,

Kitna Paisa Lagega?

Banta : Kuch B Nahi

Santa : Kaise?

Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
Train Chali, Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..

TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.

Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho ;->
Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay

Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti

Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?





















Sardar Je:

MISS

"NARRA":-)
Ek Larki Sardar Se Takrai Aur Boli:
I Am Sorry.


Sardar:
I Am Dilgeet Singh

Nyc 2 Meet You Miss Sorry ...=P;->
Sardar to Son: Ja Puttar ek glass pani le ke aa
Son: Sorry abba mai nahi ja sakda
2nd Son: Abba ae te hai e chawal, to aap le ke aa
Judge: Y U''ve Stolen
Money 4rm Dis Man?
Sardar: My Lord I''ve Nt
Stolen Money. He Jst
Gave It 2 Me
Judge: Whn He Gave U
Money?
Sardar: Whn I Showd
Him Gun ;->
Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi.
1 Admi Bola-Amma Mujhe Le Jati
2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume Bi Le Jati
S:-Chup Ho Jao Kamino
Amma Kya suzuki Dala Kr Ke Gyi He
Sardar Taqreer Karty Huey: Kisi Ko Meri Baat Par Aitraz to Nahi?

Ek Bola: Jee Mujey Aitraz Hai.

SARDAR: Tu Dafa Ho.


Hor Kisi Noon Aitraz?
Banta: Why Is The Police Nicknamed


"The Heart Of The Country"?

Santa: It Beats, Beats, Beats.