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A BoY tOOk A BooK FrM HIs ShElf To Study Alll the Other bUks fell On him...

mOral Zara sI Over ActIng Apkki Jaan bhI Le sAkTi Hai...
tAmAm kItabein aPni pOhanch se dOOr rakhe aur tabiyat kharab hOne per teacher se RuJou kare...
A PUblic Service msg fRm
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Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar

jeevan main laye khushiyan apaar,

santa clause aaye aapke dwar,

subhkamna hamari kare sweekar.

!!!Merry Christmas!!!
Mezbaan: Lassi aap peety nahi,

Chai hum pilaty nahi,

Roti ka time nahi,

Botal ka mosam nahi,

Ab batain apki kya khidmat karein ?
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Mehmaan: To phir bas Easyload hi karwa dein.
Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,

Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad
Q har baar tujhse mohabat jataon mein,

Behtar hai ab k tujhe bhool jaon mein,

Waakif tere salook se sara jahan hai,

Phir Q zindagi ko aur tamasha banaon mein,

Nafrat k ek baar wo izhaar to kare,

Unko tamam umar jo soorat dikhaon mein,

Hasrat bhari nigah ka koi sabab to hai,

Tu haal-e-dil to puch kahin marr na jaon mein,

Mere gham ka ilaaj jab tu bhi na kar saka,

Phir Q na is jahaan se pecha churaon mein.
Girl: Meri ammi ko tum boht pasand aaye ho....
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Pathan: (Sharmaaty huwe) Kuch bhi ho par hum shadi tumse hi karega,Khala se kaho mujhe bhool jaye.
Palken neend se bojhal zarur hein lekin...
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So gaye hum to usey yaad kon karega.
Aziz hai mujhe har cheez se dosti uski,

Utar gayi hai mere dil mein saadgi uski,

Wo apne aap se kese juda karega mujhe,

Wo rooh hai aur mein zindagi hoon uski.
Ek kanjoos Pathan ne mithayi ki dukaan kholi aur mulazim k liye akhbaar mein ishtihaar diya.

"EK MULAZIM KI ZARURAT HAI
Par
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Sirf SUGAR k marez raabta karen"
Teacher to Student: Beta Jo cheez b apko tang ya pareshan karey usey apne pass b bhatakne na do...
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Student: Chal beta sabse pehle to tu nikal.
Us Ajnabi Ka Youn Na Intezaar Karo,

Is Aashiq Dil Ka Na Aitbar Karo,

Roz Nikla karen Kisi Ke Yaad Mein Aansoo,

Itna Kabhi Na Kisi Se Pyaar Kia Karo,
1:WAZU KAR K SONA
2: BISTER JHARNA
3: DAHINI KRWAT PR SONA
4: TAHAJJUD & FAJIR K LEA JAGNE KI NEYAT KRNA
5: PEHLA KALMA
6: AYAT UL KURSA
7: SUB KO MAAF KR K SONA
8: SONAY KI DUA PRH K SONA
ALLAH HUMMA BISMIKA AMOOTO WAA AHYA.
HAR RAAT HM EK DUSRAY KO GOOD NIGHT K MSGS KRTY HAIN, AJ YE FWD kareIN.