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Kalam tutdi nahi
Seyahi mukdi nahi
Nahion Mukda Dilon pyaar usda
Oh saanu yaad kare na kare
Saanu rehnda har waqt khayaal usda....
O mere Dil de chain,
tere piche kutte pain,
Tu lutya mera Dil da chain,
rab kare tenu kire pain,
Tere nain Bade nashele jiven jharu de tille.
Tu mere dil Vich edan vasa,
Jiven Chikad Vich Majj Fasi,
Jane Jigar Jane Tamana,
Edhar aa terian Lattan bhana,
Jine mera Dil Lutya Ohnu Kutteian Nu mar Sutya.....
Santa- Miss call kisnu kehnde ne....?

Banta-Tu vi shudaayi aa,

Munda call kare tan MR. CALL

Je Kudi call kare tan MISS CALL
Dil vich teri yaad sajjna,
Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna,
Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi,
Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna
_2_|_6_|_4_
_1_|_5_|_7_
_3_|_8_|_9_

in number''s ko is tarha arrange karein k jis taraf se b add karein ''15'' answer aaye.
Its challenge.. ;->


Answer :

4|9|2
3|5|7
8|1|6

;->
Slct an alphabat n i''ll tell u k aap kya hasil karenge is sal me.

A
D
G
J
M
P
T
W

Rply me 2 get an answer!
Apki wife apni Rukhsati Sey 2 Ghantay Pehley Kya Mehsoos karen gi?
Select A Number Then I''ll Tell U..
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10. . . ;->
replY... =P
Answers :

1: Allah Jaldi Rukhsati Ho

2: Me to tang agae hun itna Bhari Lehenga

3: Kash me ami abu k sath rhti

4: Pta nai kia ho ga aj rat

5: Aj to meri kher nai

6: Me ne nai rona make up khrab hoga

7: Hansi a rhe hy

8: Allah kre movie achi aye

9: Akhir mere dil ki murad puri ho he gae

10: Rona a rha hy ;->
Q: Agar Aapki Wife / Husband So Gaye Hain Aur Aapki Birthday Hai To Aap Us Pe Kya karengy?

1. Naraz Ho Kar Beth Jaogay?

2. Muaf Kardo Gy?

3. Us Se Koi Gift Mango Gy?

4. Usko Kiss Karne Ko Kahogy?

5. Ya Bus Chup Ho Kar Beth Jaogy?

Reply Me.
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Is Box Main Kuch Aisa Likho K Mujhe GHUSSA Aaye.


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Is Box Main Kuch Aisa Likho K Mujhe HANSI Aaye.


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Is Box Main Kuch Aisa Likho K Aapse Milne Ka Dil karey.
Ik sardar:
Oye Badmashaa meri paien da dubata wapis karde.
Badmash=Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga.
Sardar= piko karani se.
:P
Circus ka maalik Sardar ko dante hwe
Be parwai ki b hadd h0ti hai
tune SHAIR ko khula ch0r dia

Sardar: Is se kia farq parta hai
SHAIR ko kon chori kare ga.;-)
Sardar in Fire Brigade:

Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.
Sardar: Paani Dalo.

Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.

Sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya karenge,

Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey. :-)