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SaCH BATANA ROZY ME LARKI DEKH k KYA KRTE HO?

A) moo nechy
B) thora aasra
C) full aasra
D) ya phr roza apni jaga. Dunya dari apni jaga
Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,
Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye...
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari ''Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...'' Happy Diwali
Roshan ho deepak sara jag jagmagaye,
liye sath Sita maiyya ko Ram jee hain aaye,
har shahar yu lage mano Ayodhya ho
aao, har dwar har gali har mod pe hum deep jalaye. Happy Diwali
Laxmi Aayegi Itni ki Sab jagah Naam hoga,
Din raat Vyapar bade itna Adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar Samaj me banoge Sartaj,
Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye
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Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe,
Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, Dua hai hamari
Aap Chand ki tarah jagmagate rahe.

"Happy Diwali"
Ashirwad Mile Bado Se
Sahyog Mile Apno Se
Khusiya Mile jag Se
Doulat Mile Rub Se
Yahi Duaa Karte He Hum Dil Se

Wish U A
"Happy
Dipa
Roshan ho deepak sara jag jagmagaye,
liye sath Sita maiyya ko Ram jee hain aaye,
har shahar yu lage mano Ayodhya ho
aao, har dwar har gali har mod pe hum deep jalaye. Happy Diwali
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari ''Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...'' Happy Diwali


In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
Yad-e-khuda dillo mein jagata hai WAPDA

Khalq-e-khuda ko shab-o-roz jgata hai WAPDA

Band kar ke bijli sulgti doophar mai

Dozakh ka aks youn dikhata hai WAPDA


Jubse tumhe dekha hai,

Mera

Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
peete waqt
Sote waqt
jagte waqt

Hans hans k bura haal he


Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.

jaggooo!
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Acha tum ho..
sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao
isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai