Jubse tumhe dekha hai,

Jubse tumhe dekha hai,


Jubse tumhe dekha hai,

Mera

Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt

Hans hans k bura haal he
  

May, 26 2010     149 chars (1 sms)     3349 views       Funny

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