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Jubse tumhe dekha hai,
Jubse tumhe dekha hai,
Jubse tumhe dekha hai,
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Khate waqt
peete waqt
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Hans hans k bura haal he
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May, 26 2010
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Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha
Teacher:
Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha?
Pappu: Hazrat Adam!
Teacher:
Shabash! Ab Batao K Unki Nationality Kya Thi ?
Pappu: Pakistani..
Teacher: Woh kese?
Pappu:
Un K Paas Ghar Nai Tha,
Kapray Nai Thay, Aata Nai Tha,
Bijli Nai Thi,
Gas Nai Thi..
Phir B Woh Zinda Thay!!
Maa Bache Baich
Maa Bache Baich rahen hn Kaisi Tangdasti He
Ata Chawal Mehnge Hen, Insan ki Jan Sasti He
Hakumat Ko Ghurbat Ka Pta nhi
Kitna Afsos Hota he jb Bhook Dasti Hy
molvi pappu ne farmaya
Molvi PaPpU Ne Farmaya
K
Shaban
K Mahinay Mein Jo Koi
Apnay Dost
Ko 100 Ka Card Load Karwaye Ga
Usay
Qayamat K Din
Ek NOKIA N95
Free Milay Ga... ;->
SubhanALLAH
New Age Ashiq:
New Age Ashiq:
Yeh Ishq Nai Asaan Bus Itna Samaj Lijye . .
Bachi K Ghar Ka Gate Hai Band,
Dewaar Se Hai Kuod K Jana ...=P;->
Q: Why is Christmas jus
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;-> a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;->
if you love someone
If YOU
Love
Someone
Just
Dont''t
Tell
B''cos
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Iss mai uss masoom ka kya kasoor...
wo kyon sazaa bhugte
Whats The Difference Between Compelete & Finished ?
Whats The Difference Between Compelete & Finished ?
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If U R Find Gud Wife U R Compelete
Otherwise U r Finished .!!
rehman malik ne apna
RehMan MaLik Ne ApnAy Ghar LiGht Katwa Di.
B-c0z Ghar mE jAwaN BachIaAn hAin Or :":
WapDa WaLLay JhatKay MaarTay Hain.
Difference B/W Cinema
Difference B/W Cinema Theatre & Operation Theatre?
Cinema Theatre : Take Ticket & Go Inside!
Operation Theatre: Go Inside N Take Ticket!
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DAFA 302 ke tehet.
Ye bhi teri tarha SMS Nahi karta thA
LATKA DALA
BoOk SaLeS MaN:TuM HaR RoZ
BoOk SaLeS MaN:TuM HaR RoZ
KiTaBiEn UlAt PuLaT KaR K ChAlE JaTe Ho,
MaGaR AaJ TaK TuM AiK BhI
KiTaB NaHe Le KaR GaYe
LaRkA:JaNaB MaI ToU HaR
RoZ 1,Ya 2 KiTbIeN Le JaTa Ho Ab
ApP Ko PaTa NaHe
ChAlTa ToU MaI KiA KaRo . . . :-P;->
Abey, main hon na
GOLDEN WORDS
"Abey, main hon na! Tum log jao double sawari pe, agar tulla rokey tou bas mjhy call lga kr baat krwa dena..."
By:
William Badchoda =P =D
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