Jubse tumhe dekha hai,

Jubse tumhe dekha hai,

Mera

Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt

Hans hans k bura haal he

May, 26 2010 149 chars (1 sms) 2804 views Funny

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Enter d name

U want 2 kill
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ME..?
sure?
If yes
press down
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Access Denied!
...
Target
is already killed by ur lovely smile:-)

Judge, Mujrim Se

Judge, Mujrim Se, Batao Tumari Akhari Kwaish Kia Hai ?
Mujrim,

Aik Mob Nokia N73
5 Karror Rupay
Apki Beti Se Shadi,
USA Ka Viza,
2 Saal Ka Hanimon,
6 7 Bachay Jo Apko Nana Nana Kahe Aur Mujhe Papa,
Un Ki Shadi Karwa Dun Us K Bad Ap Jo Fasila Do Mujhe Manzor Hoga..

Dua hai k Allah Aapko

Dua hai k Allah Aapko

Quaid ki akal
Iqbal ki shakal

Liaquat ki shewani
Sir syed ki jawani

Nehru ki Chal
aur
Gandhi k baal de

AAMEEN.

parhay likhay

parhay likhay punjab k jahil hukmaran motawajah hun:18febury kee sham ko gum ho ne wala bucha puntured shuda cycle sir par rakhay main main karta huwa e-wane sadar jatay dekha gia ha mazeed malumat is paty par hasil karanin kangal awam factory flourelss bazzar pakistan

Wo khub surat larki mere pas ai

Wo khub surat larki mere pas ai or mera name poocha
Doston

Name btane pr wo mujhe yahan injection lga gai

! " (-,-)
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! _/ _ . O0oi ammi ji..

Interviewer:what is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..

A man sees a fat man

A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.

Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!

Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!

Nokrani

Nokrani:Saahib,aapke kisi khas dost ka phone aaya tha.

Saahib:Tujhe kaise pata chala k wo mera khas dost hai ?

Nokrani:(Sharmaaty huwe) puch raha tha Kameena ghar pe hai ?

faqeer rupia dede b

Faqeer
Rupia Dede Baba"
.
Aadmi
"Sharam Nahi Aati
Itne Hattay Kattay Khubsurat Nojwan
Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho''?
.
Faqeer
"Acha To Phir Apni Behen Ka Rishta Dede"..

''Hello Janu!

''Hello Janu!

Plz Mera Ye sms Apny Ammi Abbu k Samnay Oonchi Awaz Main Parhna

Ok?

Ready

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Dulha Mil Gaya
Dulha Mil Gaya Mil Gaya...... :-''

FILM:"Mid Night Jackal"

FILM:"Mid Night Jackal"
HERO:Pervez Musharaf
HEROINE:Benazir
VILLAIN:PML Q
SCRIPTED IN:Dubai
SHOOTED IN:Pakistan
CHARACTER ACTOR:Amin Fahem
Friendly Appearence:Altaf Hussain
Comedian:Sheikh Rashed
Supporting Actor:CIA
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Dancers:Sherry Rehman
Kashmala Tariq
Summera Malik
Music by:MQM
Action by:jàil k sathi
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oxygen is more important.

Nice Quote:

People says that you can''t live without love...

but I think....

oxygen is more important... ;->

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