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Jubse tumhe dekha hai,
Jubse tumhe dekha hai,
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May, 26 2010
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UnKi Gali Say Mera Janaza nikla
UnKi Gali Say Mera Janaza
nikla
Wo Na Nikla Jis K Liye
Janaza
UsKa Ghar Aya To Meray Dost CT Bajanay Lagay
Rakh K Mera
Janaza Kaminy UsKo
Patanay Lagay..;->
: Papa Mein Kal School Nahi Jaunga.
Boy : Papa Mein Kal School Nahi Jaunga.
Papa : Kyu Beta?
Boy : Aaj School Mein Hamara Wazan Kiya Tha.
Papa : Toh Kya Hua?
Boy : Aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya to.;->
He said…
He said… Do u love me just coz
my father left me a fortune?
She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter
who left you the money!
Yaad Rakho:
Yaad Rakho:
TalaaQ kisi MaslaY ka Hal nahin hai..
.
Ager Bivi Se Ikhtalaf ho to uss ko "QATAL" Karwa do..
( Peer Asif ZaRdaRi )
Book:
Baghairti k 14 Asool..!!
AllAh Aap ki zindAgi
AllAh Aap ki zindAgi minAr-E-Pakistan jitne lambi karAy
Aur hr koi 5 rupee De kr Aap par charhAy.
Aameen
doosron k0 bhi bewaqoof banana hy
Hi.. Cute, SwEEt, StyLiSh, ChArMiNG & MoST HandsoMe PersoN!
HoW r u..??
KhuSh h0 gAe nA!
Ab ALLAH HafiZ!
MujhE DooSroN k0 Bhi BewAqooF bAnAnA hy... =P ;->
Aik Thi Cat
(>"<)
( '':'' )(")(")
Aik Thi Cat
Rehti Thi Sad
Khati Thi Rat
Phir B Sad
Akhir Q ??
Us Ki Marzi!
Ap Apne Kam Se Kam Rakhen :-D
EIk Sheir Arz hai'',''
EIk Sheir Arz hai'',''
Idhar B Ghum ho Gaya hai'',
Udher B ''Ghum'' ho Gaya hai,
Msg Delete kar Do Sher khatam ho Gaya ha
wife was about to
wife was about to give birth to a baby.
husband: If it looks like u, it would be great.
wife: If it looks like u, it would be a miracle.
PATHAN: O Yar!
PATHAN: O Yar!
Me Kal Film Dekhne Theater Gaya!
Wahan Such Much Admi Ko Kat Rahe Thy
SARDAR: O Tu Konse Theater Gaya Tha?
PATHAN:
"OPERATION THEATRE"
kuch nae howa tha
Year 1963
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Aug 3rd
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Evening, 07:48
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Uss waqt kuch nahi hua tha.
Chalo apna kaam karo!
Sara din sms padte rahte ho!!
Why Did Lady Throw
Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
Because
Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said
“Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!”
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