Jubse tumhe dekha hai,

Jubse tumhe dekha hai,


Jubse tumhe dekha hai,

Mera

Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt

Hans hans k bura haal he
  

May, 26 2010     149 chars (1 sms)     2508 views       Funny

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Hhritik ko Abhishek kaise banaoge?





















simple...usse doodh se nehlado...uska "ABHISHEK" ho jayega!!!
Duniya ki wo konsi Company Jo duaon
pe nahi balke
bad-duaon pe chal rahi hai?



Ji haan aapne bilkul shi
gues kiya


Ye aizaz sirf K.E.S.C / WAPDA ko hasil hai. ;->
Agar kisi ki maa ke paas bohot daulat hai to use kya kahoge???



Socho....



maa badaulat!


A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.


A Sensible Proposal:
From Boy to Girl-
I Am Not Forcing You
to Love Me

but,
Dont Let Love be The
Reason For Heating Me.!
Wife: Main Jb Pooriyan Banati Hun Toh Phle Poori Kharb Banti Hai.

Pathan: O Kocha Tm Pehla Poori Banaya Hi Na Karo. :-) :-| :-D
How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up. . .


Bus Ko Joota Mara 2
Baar

Par Us K Face Pe Laga
Kyun Nahi ... ??































Aakhir Jootey Ki Bhi Koi
Respect Hy Yaar ... ;->
Wife, pointing at a couple next door, says 2 her husband: "Look at him he kisses her all the time. Why cudn''t U do that?" Husband: "I tried but she Slapped me
FIRST LINE TO WRITE IN EXAMS:

"All the answers written below are imaginary & work of my creative mind. Any resemblance to text book is unintentional & purely accidental"
Wife : Beggar Who Came Yesterday Is Very Bad . . . !

Husband : Why ?

Wife : I Gave Him Food Yesterday & today He Gifted Me A Book "How To Cook"
Last nite i had a dream abt U...
I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
"BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!