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Yeh keh kr chor gya rani ko raja,

Wah wah

Yeh keh kr chor gya Rni ko Raja,

double sawari ty pabandi ay tu cycle ty aa ja....!
Police ki maar se koi mar to nai jata ……FAISAL

Bas uthne bethne ke andaz badal jate hain.
Baap : bata ager sasoral walay shadi k din scoter dain to car mangna, ager computer dain to laptop mnagna.
Bata : abaa agr lerki dain to os ki MAA mang loon ?????/
Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.
Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena
Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ” FARAZ ”
BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena
Ek Scientist ne Mera Brain Wash kia or phr Pocha:

Tmhe ab b koi Yad hy?

Me na Apka Nam lia to wo hans k Bola:

Kuch VIRUS kbi khatam nhi hote.

Miss u my frnd.
Aadhi Raat Ko Kisi Ne Baja Di Faraz K Ghar Ki Bell
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Faraz Neche Aaya To Watchman Ne Kaha

All Is Well

All Is Well….
Lyf''s funny Fact-Wen U Miss Sum1,

U Msg Dem 2 Let Dem Knw Dat Ur Tinkin Of Dem

But D Truth Is U Really Wan Dem 2 Think Of U.Isn''t It. ;-)
The funniest And
Highly Impossible Msg
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I Finished Studies. Did You?
A - U"r Attractive
B - U"r D Best
C - U"r Cute
D - U"r Dear 2 me
E - U"r Excellent
F - U"r funny
G - U"r Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I"m
J - Just K - Kidding
A - U"r Attractive
B - U"r D Best
C - U"r Cute
D - U"r Dear 2 me
E - U"r Excellent
F - U"r funny
G - U"r Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I"m
J - Just K - Kidding
Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation,
a cup of coffee or a funny story.
It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.
• A FRIEND IS:

1% funnY

2% SWEET

3% CARING

4% LOVING

AND...

90% GOOD
LOOKING

THAT"S WHY...

I AM YOUR FREIND!