really your friend

really your friend
I am not really your friend until

I start insulting you on a daily basis.
  

Jan, 29 2015     74 chars (1 sms)     4496 views       Friendship

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Without humor, life sucks.
Without love, life seems hopeless.
But without a friend like you,
Life is nearly impossible.
You make 10 friends,

laugh wid 9,

meet 8 of dem,

talk to 7,

celebrate wid 6,

share secrets wid 5,

trust 4,

cry wid 3,

take help of 2,

But pls dont forget 1

dat is me.../ @>--
A friend is like gas blown from the ass,
which creates noise n nuisance to others
but gives me a great comfort.
Thanks for being gas of my ass.
A true friend scolds like a DAD..

Cares like a MOM..

Teases like a SISTER..

Irritates like a BROTHER..

and finally loves U more than a LOVER.

Send this to all ur gud friends even me if I am 1 of them.
Full Form Of FRIEND
Few
Relation
In
Earth
Never
Die
That Is Friend.
Never Ever Try To Examine Friendship.,



Bcoz Friends Are Like Diamonds.,



When You Hit Them
They Don''t Break.,



But
May Slip Away From Your Life...!!!
F.r.i.e.n.d.s
Walk Lightly Into Our
Lives
And
Slowly Into Our Mind
At 1st We Never Care
Who They r...
Later We Don''t Know
Who We r Without
Them ... (=
H-m T-m
will never complete without "u"
&
fr-end sh-p will never complete without "i"
so "u" & "i" must be there 4 ever 2 keep hum tum frnds 4 ever...!
Socha n tha is tarah koi apna milega,
1 khubsurat sa mujhko sapna milega,
jab kabhi mahsus ho zarurat meri!
Bas awaz dena,
har waqt apka ye dost apko "apna" milega
Bhool jayen hum tujhe ye justuju karte rahe,,,,,,
Aur dil hi dil main teri aarzu karte rahe,,,,,,
Zindagi bhar aap ki khatir ye aankhe nam raheen,,,,,,
Zindagi bhar aansuon se hum wazoo karte rahe.......
Vacancy available

Post... True Friend

Ability... Loving & Caring

Experience... Not Required

Duty... To Sms Daily

Salary... Never Ending Love

To Apply......
Send a sweet SMS...... :->
Sitam karo ya na karo, hum gila nahi karte.

Virano mein kabhi phool khila nahi karte,

Magar itna yaad rakhna

Hum jaise dost baar baar mila nahi karte