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College Ke Din Yaad Mai Kuch Yaad
Ye degree bhi le lo, Ye naukari bhi le lo
Bhale chahe le lo mujhse US ka visa…
Magar mujhe lauta do college ki canteen
Woh parantha Sassi ka, Woh KL ki choumeen..
Woh mess ka sexy khana, bina kha ke wapas bahar aa janaa
Karna wait extra messing ki, yehi hai life meri
Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy

BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni sexy Aur
Beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein

NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.
Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… sexy… Nice structure… Its my mobile. How about your?''
''A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600''
''A Very sexy Secretary To Boss:

Rote Howay

Sir Kya Aap Ne Mujhe Nokri Se Nikal Diya?

Boss: Nahi To!

Secretary: Tu Phir Sir Aap Ne Kamre Se Sofa Q Hatwa Dia''
Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - Wild,
Black - sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear
Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.
The worst way of missing some one is...
























like sitting next to a sexy babe and you cant have her. ;->
Poem On Ash
sexy aunty on the floor,
Ash is not as before,
The one we used to adore,
The sweet lady from mangalore,
Now she''s a big bore,
Played around with four,
Screwed them for sure,
Drowned them and came ashore,
Vivek was burnt to the core,
Salman gave him a call of roar,
Then stepped through amitabh''s door,
She knew he scores in crore,
Abhishek is for sure,
Dil mange more,
God knows whats more in aunty''s store.
CRAZY KIYA RE . . . ;->
Teacher:soch aur vehem me khy fark hai?




Student:Aap ki beti sexy hai
ye hamari soch hai lekin,



Wo hamare hath se bach jaye gi



ye Aapka vehem hai..->?
A girl askd her boyfrnd: "Wat do u like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"





He looked at her frm top to toe and replied:"I like ur sense of humour.." :P
You Are Too sexy . . .
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If U Think U Are
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So Plz Stop Living In Wish Ful Thinkings . . . ;->