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Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You''re a free man. Just tell me why didn''t you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can''t swim!"
Wife to husband: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.

Husband: U mean if i am on diet, i cant even look at the menu?
U r GENIUS.


U r INTELLIGENT.


U r GOOD looking...


U r SMART...


There''s nO Other like u.../
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?
How To Grow Up A Baby 2 Make It Absolutely Charming
Smart
Gud looking
Cute
Funny
Truth Full
& Xtremely Intelligent Kid . . . ????





















Feel Free
2 Ask
My Parents . . . ;->
How Pakistani
Professors speak
english:


1)don''t dare talk in front
of my back!
2)both of you three get
out of the class!
3)take 5 cm wire of any length!
4)All of u stand in a
straight circle!
5)Be quiet..The principke
just passed away
6)Y r u looking at the monkey outside the window when i am here
Man:I''m looking for a book-How to control ur wife.



Salesman:Sorry, we have only books based on facts ;->
spell the word silk without looking here


now say "silk" 5 times

what does a cow drink?
.
.
.
.
milk? a cow drinks water...
Women recall every outfit they have worn for the past two decades.

Men cannot remember what they were wearing yesterday without looking
on the floor next to the bed.
If I were to make a dictionary:

CUTE=you;

SWEET=you;

THOUGHTFUL=you;

GOOD looking=you;

GORGEOUS=you;

but but but

LIAR=me
Sincere Pray To Allah:

(O Allah ! I Do Not Ask A Thing For Me,

Just Send To My Parents A Personalated Beautiful And Good looking Daughter_In_Law) ;->

Ameeen.
Sincere Pray To Allah:

(O Allah ! I Do Not Ask A Thing For Me,

Just Send To My Parents A Personalated Beautiful And Good looking Daughter_In_Law) ;->

Ameeen.