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Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!
Take a Bowl fill it With GRAPES Put Your Hand In It Go In Front Of Mirror You Know What You Will Find...?? LANGOOR Key HATH Mei ANGOOR...!!!


Boy 2 God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.

God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...






A Bomb Should Have

Fallen Instead Of

An Apple On NEWTON ..
Once in a soap industry in Japan,da soap cover was mistakenely packed widout soap in it i-e empty box.2 avoid da problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of million dollars 2 check whether soap is filled in cover or not in assembly line.
Same problem arose in a poor city of Pakistan. Wat did they do?They simply put a rotating fan beside assembly line.Empty boxes were flown away! Genius!
''Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"

1.__________main insan nahi hu

2.__________main hi bewakuf hu

3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi

4.__________main pagal hi hu''
''Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"

1.__________main insan nahi hu

2.__________main hi bewakuf hu

3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi

4.__________main pagal hi hu''
''Who said english is easy???
fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....''@''
''---tension sms----
Is sms mai apni sari Tensions fill kero
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Good
ab is sms ko-Ravi- mai bhank aoo

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ku k tension lyny ka Nai dyny ka :)
hahah''
''On this special day
When the world is filled with
Love, hope and joy

I would like to express
My appreciation and care

For the most wonderful person
In the whole wide world

Wont you please be my valentine''
Who said english is easy???fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid..
You Know WHy GOd Created Gaps Between Fingers?
So That at Some day the one who is made for you,
come and fill those gaps by holding ur hand for ever