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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".
Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?





















Ans:

1 => No Mind



2 => No business . . . . . ;->
Ek Aadmi business Main Loss K Baad Bohat Ghareeb Ho Gaya
Jab Khaane Ko Kuch Bhi Na Rha Tou Us Ne Apni Biwi Se Kaha:
''''Bachon KO Nanhiyal Bhej Do
Tum Apni Walida K Paas Chali Jao
Aur Mera Kia Hai
Main Susral Chala Jata Hoon'''' ;->
Q:What Are The Two Reasons Why Women Don''t Mind Thier Own business?

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1=>NO MIND
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2=>No business..:->
businessman explaining
the reason for having 2
wives



"monopoly is always
damaging



and



competition improves
service".:->
A Finance Faculty Asked His Student..
"Which Is The Most Important Law Of Finance For Starting A New business ?? "

Student Replied..
"Father-In-Law !!"
High Level Insult....


Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.


Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.


Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.


Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?


Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own business!!;-)


High Level Insult....


Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.


Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.


Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.


Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?


Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own business!!;-)