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Teacher to Students" Students agar app koi kaam kar rahey hon aur wo app k liye achcha ho to jo chahey ho jaye uss par qayam raho"



"Oh I have found the reason why boys keep on teasing girls"
Why Pakistani Girls Are Not In Sport?


Only 10% Girls Play Games Like
Tennis, Chess, Carrom Etc


Bcoz 90% Girls Are Playing With
boys....
Why Pakistani Girls Are Not In Sport?


Only 10% Girls Play Games Like
Tennis, Chess, Carrom Etc


Bcoz 90% Girls Are Playing With
boys....
Things In
boys Room B4 Marrge-
Parfums,
Luv Lettrs,
Gifts,
F''shp Bands,
Cards,
Snaps.

After Marrge-
Painkilers,
Loan Paprs
Unpaid Bills
Girl To Her Boy Friend :
Darling, Do You Know,
Handsome n Smart boys Always
Get Stupid Girl Friends ... !!!

Boy :
Thankx For The Compliment , Darling ...
Why Do We Dress Baby
Girl In Pink
And
Baby boys In Blue ... ??
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They Can''t Dress
Themselves ... ;->
If Gal Vomits, Her Parents Asks-Kon Tha Wo

Kamina?

If Boy Vomits-Kamine,

Kahan Pikar Aya He?

MORAL:No Mattr Who Vomits,

boys R Alwys Kamina
Full Form Of boys...
B - Badmashiyon Me Sab Se Aage.
O - Ollo0 Ki Tarah Raat Me Jaage.
Y - Yaarian Nibhate Jaan Laga K.
S - Shareef Sirf Maa Baap K Aage... ;->
Why gals not interest in sports?

Only 1% gals playing games.

Bcoz

Other 99% gals playing in boys life.
Boy: boys r Inteligent Than Girls!

Girl: Any Proof ?

Boy: You Always Say Inteli-GENT
But
You Never Say Inteli-LADY.. ;)
Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do:

Patna kahan par hai?

Larki-India mein

boys-yahin pat jao itni dur jaane ki kiya zarurat hai..!
4 things boys dO in exam hal:

1.counting nO Of gals 2.flirting w/ lady invigilator
3.reading d brand name Of pen
4.thinking''s 2stdy 4next exam-:-D