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Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge
Rab kare apko sab mily
Himut
Izut
Rupiya
bangla
Style
Smile
Personality
Popularity
car
pyaar



Aur kya dekh rahe ho,kuch reh gya kya?

.. LAALCHEE ...
Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge
''"Main Kal ja Raha Tha"
K Meri Chappal Toot Gayi
Ab Chappal To Mochi Seeta Hai
Seeta To Darzi Bhi Hai
Darzi To Kapre Seeta Hai
Kapre To Rangeen Hote Hein
Hai
Safaid To Dhoodh Bhi Hota Hai
Dhoodh To Bhens Deti Hai
Bhens To Kali Hoti Hai
Kala To bangali Bhi Hota Hai
bangali To Pan Khata Hai
Pan To Lal Hota HRangeen To Lota Bhi Hota Hai
Lota To Bathroom Mein Hota Hai
Bathroom Mein To Nal Bhi Hota Hai
Nal To Lohe Ka Hota Hai
Lohe Ki To Istri Bhi Hoti Hai
Istri''
Question: why did GOD create Husbands? Because Fingers, Candles, Vibrator, Banana, Kheera, Lokkie, Lamba bangan, cannot pay for SHOPPING.
Question: why did GOD create Husbands? Because Fingers, Candles, Vibrator, Banana, Kheera, Lokkie, Lamba bangan, cannot pay for SHOPPING.
Pathan Ko CHirag Milla


Chirag Ragra , Jin Nikla ... Jin Ne Kaha 3 Wishes Batao

Pathan

1 : Aik Bara bangla hooo

2 : Us Main Me Khub Dolat MAnd log Ho

3 : Mujhe Isme CHOWKIDAR lagwadoooo :D :D
Pathan Ko CHirag Milla


Chirag Ragra , Jin Nikla ... Jin Ne Kaha 3 Wishes Batao

Pathan

1 : Aik Bara bangla hooo

2 : Us Main Me Khub Dolat MAnd log Ho

3 : Mujhe Isme CHOWKIDAR lagwadoooo... :-D
BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki mai marne ke bad phir zinda ho sakun..

bangWAN- Ye mere bas ki bat nahi hai putra, ye sirf Ekta Kapoor kar sakti hai... ;->
BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki mai marne ke bad phir zinda ho sakun.bangWAN- Ye mere bas ki bat nahi hai putra, ye sirf Ekta Kapoor kar sakti hai.
Aaj Mere Pass bangla Hai Gari Hai Bank Balance Aur AK-47 Hai...

Tere Pass Kia Hai...?


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Mere Pass Nokia CeLL Phone Hai Jisme BL-5C 3.7V Ki BatteRy Hai....
Vijay: Mere pas gaadi hai, bangla hai, ijjat hai, paisa hai.
tumhare paas kya hai?

Ravi: Mere pas bhi gaadi hai, bangla hai, ijjat hai, paisa hai.




Vijay : abey to phir MAA kiske paas hai ?!?