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Sacha waqiya....


ek buzurg kisi kay ghar tashreef lay gaee sara khandan baba jee pas jama thaa ksi nay shan main gustakhi kar di. theek 10 mint bad sara khandan andha ho gaya aur zoor zoor say ronay aur chillany laga, baba jee hamain maaf kar do hum par raham karoo atnay main baba je uthayy aur joti uthai aur sub ko ek ek lagaee aur farmaya...

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kambakhto light chali gaee.
Love Sms , Send Priyar Numberate,
Sms Porlo Giya Mayer babar Hate.
Kopal Kharap Hole Buji Koto Kichu E Hoy
Priyar baba Mobile A Dakhai Sudu Voy.
Ak Sms Ae Lega Galo Jilapir Pach,
Taito Akhon Korina Ar Mobile Sms
Love Sms , Send Priyar Numberate,
Sms Porlo Giya Mayer babar Hate.
Kopal Kharap Hole Buji Koto Kichu E Hoy
Priyar baba Mobile A Dakhai Sudu Voy.
Ak Sms Ae Lega Galo Jilapir Pach,
Taito Akhon Korina Ar Mobile Sms
Policeman: Tum ne faqeer ko Q mara?

Pathan: Hum ne ise baar bola tha ke hum aisa waisa aadmi nahi hai,

Phir bhi ye bolta hai

"Aik baar de dey baba, phir nahi aaonga
baba Saxidas Ji Ne Aaj Kal Ke Patiyo Ki Udaasi Ko Dekh Kar Bola.

Aaj Ka Har Mard Bechara Do Mushkilo Mein Fassa Hai.

1. Biwi Makeup Kare To Kharcha Bardasht Nahi Hota.

2. Aur Makeup Na Kare To Biwi Hi Bardasht Nahi Hoti.
Neend aur susti hamare Dushman hain.(Allam Iqbal)

Hamain apny Dushman se bhi pyar kerna chahiye.(Quaid-e-Azam)

Ab batao benda baba ki Maney ya CHACHA ki...!!!
ek molvi england night club me chala giya

wahan ja kar khoob nacha aur nachne k baad bola.







oe! koi menu ae te dassey j a URSS kehrey baba gi da ae...!!!
A Good daughter says 2 her lover:

Han ye sach he k mujy tmse mhbt he..
Ye b sach he k me tmhari chaht hu.
Pr mri zindgi me chahto ki kami to nhi..
Rishte or b hain sirf tum hi to nhi..
Apni zat k is pahlu sy aj milwaun tmhe..
Me kya hu kesi hu zara btlaun tmhe..
Me apni maa ki trbiyt me dhala sancha hu..
Apne baba ki umedo se pur ik khaka hu..
Apne bhai ki gairat hu janti hu me..

Mjse hi hai ghar ki izat manti hu me..
To behak jaun me ye kbi mumkin hi nhi..
K dil wo sb b rkhte hain,
sirf hum tum hi to nhi..
Mohabat wo nai jo rishty bhula dyti ho..
Muhabat wo hy jo bzurgon ki dua lyti ho... :)
Love Sms Korlam Send Priyar Numberate,
Sms Porlo Giya Mayer babar Hate.
Kopal Kharap Hole Buji Koto Kichu E Hoy
Priyar baba Mobile A Dakhai Sudu Voy.
Ak Sms Ae Lega Galo Jilapir Pach,
Taito Akhon Korina Ar Mobile Sms
Ali baba Rasool Nana virasat ho to aisi ho
Kia sajda tale khanjar Ibadat ho to aisi ho
Mariyam se bhi Batool ko rutba siwa mila
baba ussey Rasool sa khair ul wara mila
Baita her ik shaheed-e-rah-e-kibriya mila
Shauher mila tou khalq ka mushkil kusha mila
her aik apnay mertabay mein intekhaab hai
Zehra hain bemisaal Ali lajawaab hai
The best cosmetic 4 lips is Jaap. 4 d voice is Simran. 4 d eyes is Darshan. 4 d ears is Gurbani and 4 hands is Sewa.

May U blessed by babaji''s Grace!